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Me? Why, I'm Simply Amazing, of course. smilies/icon_wink.gif

Chances are, you'll disagree with me there, but it's the thought that counts. I'm called Maze. Why? 'Cause Mace was already taken.

I don't mind. Maze suits me just fine too. ^_^

I have a number of likes and dislikes, much like most other people, I have at least one pet of one type or another, and am liable to be anywhere between 20 and 40 years old.

That last part's mostly a guess, though.

Additional User Notes: The Maze does not go well with hairspray.

Also, the Maze adores the rag-doll system in Prince of Persia. Sweet, sweet songs of massacre she sings while slaying things for sand.

Recently, it has come to my attention that there are people here on Gaia who are under the impression that I'm perfect. My lawyers indicate it wise not to discuss the veracity of their claim, but what follows here, is the (really rather short smilies/icon_xd.gif) list of people with this particular idea;

The List;
• [Harakiri]
• [Poke]-a-[Dot]
• Vio-kun
• sporknotes
• Kadrin_Stryph
• SideBySide
• Novaekulla
• Mitena
• KotokoPlum
• ExInfestedEdge
• Violette PureHeart
• Cinnamon_Digory
• Hydra-Star
• Autumn
• Ina-bean
• Stream Line Ego
[ Danjah ]

.. Well, I did warn you it was really rather short. smilies/icon_surprised.gif

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Maze's Matchsticks Mendacity

<b>Maze's Matchsticks Mendacity</b>

Research into Asatru, focussing on Tyr and Zisa, as well as some roleplaying stuff. Oh, and Loki, of course. Mustn't forget the shoddy b*****d :)


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Skadi Sundermount

Report | 04/08/2016 7:25 pm

Skadi Sundermount

oh really i wonder why emotion_awesome
AtreeX

Report | 04/07/2016 12:48 pm

AtreeX

Thanks, Mazey. C:
emotion_hug
Skadi Sundermount

Report | 02/15/2016 5:14 pm

Skadi Sundermount

digging the avi
not your usual fantasy peep
Thee Magical Yuri Toaster

Report | 01/18/2016 7:40 pm

Thee Magical Yuri Toaster

I don't get any notifications so thank you :'D I don't check that wall enough but when I do everyone is so great and I smile so much ;_; Its the best.

You guys are the best.

I haven't gotten it yet but I'll keep trying because its fun xD I like the euro dance room xD
Knight of Pestilence

Report | 01/04/2016 6:49 pm

Knight of Pestilence

((Sorry for the delay. I purchased Witcher 3 and played it... to unhealthy extremes.
And yes, Gauge's form has mass (to others) so he makes light marks in the mud and dirt.))

The valravn silently followed on after the elf for a while, looking ahead, but keeping an eye on their surroundings. Sure, he was accompanied by an elf, but he could feel the extent of this little 'treaty' was strained. The elf didn't trust him, and Gauge... well, he wasn't sure if he could trust the elf, fully. Luckily, for both of their sakes, his companion wasn't completely aware of what he was, though.
Perhaps it'd be best to start with a name.

"You've a name? What may I call you?"


He asked softly.
Simply elf sounded unkind, to Gauge. As did human, monster, or valravn, for that matter. They all had names, they should be used. Calling one by their race sounded obtuse, impersonal, as if their very being didn't quite matter.
Bell Kirby

Report | 01/01/2016 6:10 pm

Bell Kirby

I enjoy reading long response! I just feel bad that I don't have much to say other than thinking that things are cool/interesting/nice/terrible/someotherfillintheblank! XD My life is a wee bit dull right now and I'll probably start being a zombie again next week since my vacation's about to end. Mostly feel bad about just not having that energy to reply... but I guess that's what coffee and exercise is for! Mostly getting the reins on this adult and day job thing ^_^;; also training so that stairs shall no longer be my enemy next fall! ò_ó)9 GRR... SO, it's the captcha's fault that it started hailing here huh? XD

Hahaha, that sounds fun. A short stint as an entertainment restaurant. Fighting and good food! emotion_omnomnom So, any interesting *fights* with your buddies? Hopefully never at your workplace? XD

Ahh... everything has its pros and cons I suppose. XD Mmm, in a way I remember there was a quick energy analysis that said disposable stuff technically consumes less energy in its overall lifecycle than our normal plates though it doesn't take into account the garbage, bahaha! The way things can be twisted to seem good. I'd love to be able to go off on my own but I'd probably be raising an ant army and having its pile up terribly.

Hope you had a great long weekend!
Bell Kirby

Report | 12/29/2015 7:35 am

Bell Kirby

I actually don't know how to respond right now but I feel that your wonderfully written and wonderfully long @_@ reply deserves a response, but I actually have nothing of weight to say SO, uh don't respond? XD

Haha! I'm glad that your nose is fully functional! Mine on the other hand... probably no hope of smelling anything until it's too late if there's danger!

Mmmm.... That sounds so good. emotion_drool That is such a unique combination (well to me and my area). Wowowow. As long as you're not marketing your emulated dish, no one will ever know! Haha. I keep casually mentioning that I wish I could work at every restaurant for a month each so that I could steal their recipes. XD I wish such a lifestyle was sustainable.

Ahhh okay, so, soon you will have fully leveled up your pasta skills and will expand to new skill trees? eue Are you free to mess around without anyone making a fuss? I cause groans whenever I blow stuff up in the kitchen. And yes, staying stagnant is really boring indeed. Dreadful. burning_eyes Oooh man, some warm soup would be so awesome right now. It's freezing here. Or not not freezing anymore actually. It's rain. But ahh, whatever. Christmas soup sounds delicious.

I guess I'm just easily impressed by everything and anything, yeah! ouo)b
But smileys are a useful tool for conveying the tone of text. Especially for people like me who can discern because seriousness and sarcasm at a 10% rate. XD

captcha: chit-chat

See?? even the captcha knows that I am not really saying anything!
Have a nice day(s/weeks) and see you around in the WGs! cool
Knight of Pestilence

Report | 12/28/2015 3:21 pm

Knight of Pestilence

((Also: He has no lower face, but in it's place is just a sort of... smoke, or energy. This is because his beak is really messed up and scarred, so he's incapable of forming that part anymore. If Gauge feels accepted enough and Maze asks, he might show it...
Just to make that clear when I say he's got no mouth xD))

The valravn watched for the elf's reaction, unsure of what he'd think. He appeared confused though... perhaps the legend of the valravn really was lost to this race. Not that he was surprised, his kin were not very well known to begin with even by humans because there were so few of them. And ever fewer like him...
He nodded softly at his questioning, chuckling slightly at his mimic of the birds call. Gauge repeated it back to him, sounding exactly as the birds. Indeed, he was not lying.

While he appeared a bit... skeptical, the elf extended an arm out, leading the way. Gauge politely thanked him before stuffing his hands into his surcoat and beginning to walk, his long cloak floating behind him. While those who've met him in the past likely would've been surprised by his politeness and patience with the elf, it was because the valravn was well aware that the forest rightfully belonged to his tribe, and without permission, he had no place here. He didn't wish to travel through here without permission, though, else he would not have called in the first place. If nothing else, he tried to be respectful to others despite his general distant attitude.

Knight of Pestilence

Report | 12/28/2015 12:11 pm

Knight of Pestilence

((Gauge is not technically an undead simply because it was not him who died, but rather he just consumed apart of someone who had, as carrion do...
I kind of cheat a little, admittedly. He's my own take on the Valravn, as he's capable of reverting back to his natural form if he so wishes, or is hurt badly enough in battle that he is forced too. The human form is all just smoke and mirrors, so to speak, so I don't think it carry's a scent, or at least, not much of a noticeable one. If anything his scent is that of a birds xD))

The knights fists tightened for a moment before loosening, and falling to his sides once more. Rendered incapable of emoting as much without a lower jaw, it was a little unclear as to what he felt either. Though as the elf pressed on, his eyes narrowed for a moment, shifting to a strange, cold shade of blue before returning to their neutral pink. He was used to lying about this answer, but since it was rather clear to the elf that he was no human, he supposed there wasn't any avoiding it.

"Perceptive."

He replied, his tone almost embodying the smirk that would've been beneath his mouth guard.
Sighing softly, he calmly eyed the archer once more.

"I don't believe there's a word for it in your tongue...
You might call me... errr... mythic, though.

I am, as humans call me, a Valravn. A raven, turned knight."


Now, these words said to a human, he'd probably be forced to flee immediately. People feared his kin, and rightfully so, a Valravn was 'born' cursed after all, thirsting for bloodshed. It was only through consumption of a human child's heart that they could supposedly be lifted of this curse and have a sort of free will. Gauge did not wish to bring harm to anyone other then the wicked, however. He only wished to help those in need.
Again, he looked up at the elf.

"I seek passage through here to help whoever needs it. I'm no threat, but an ally..."

Perhaps he was implying that he'd help this elf too, if he so wished.

Knight of Pestilence

Report | 12/27/2015 5:24 pm

Knight of Pestilence

Gauge stood his ground as the elf approached, wielding a bow. While he was rather accustomed to standing with his hands held behind his back or his arms crossed, he made a point to keep his hands at his sides so they were visible, as he didn't wish to spook the elf. The valravn was no fool. He knew simply looking as a human was enough to create suspicion, as the two races didn't tend to get along very well. To both humans and elves however, Gauge was a bit of a freak...
Of course the first question he was asked was how he knew the elf's native tongue. It was not knowledge normally shared with humans after all. The answer, while rather simple, would've been taking a risk to share. Perhaps though, he should take his chances. While humans tended to fear his kin (hence why he kept this hidden about himself), the legend of the valravn was a human one, so the elf could've very well not even fully known about his kind, and how destructive and evil they sometimes were.
As always, he was different.

"When you've lived as long as I have you've plenty of time and opportunities to pick up different languages...
Please excuse my... errr...
Lackluster fluency. It has been quite a while..."


Luckily, Gauge did pick up on things rather quick. A decent amount of time spent around this elf, he'd probably be capable of speaking the language without any trouble.
Carefully, he stepped a bit closer, his hands now folded in front of him.

"I am Gauge."

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