Me? Why, I'm Simply Amazing, of course. wink

Chances are, you'll disagree with me there, but it's the thought that counts. I'm called Maze. Why? 'Cause Mace was already taken.

I don't mind. Maze suits me just fine too. ^_^

I have a number of likes and dislikes, much like most other people, I have at least one pet of one type or another, and am liable to be anywhere between 20 and 40 years old.

That last part's mostly a guess, though.

Additional User Notes: The Maze does not go well with hairspray.

Also, the Maze adores the rag-doll system in Prince of Persia. Sweet, sweet songs of massacre she sings while slaying things for sand.

Recently, it has come to my attention that there are people here on Gaia who are under the impression that I'm perfect. My lawyers indicate it wise not to discuss the veracity of their claim, but what follows here, is the (really rather short xd ) list of people with this particular idea;

The List;
• [Harakiri]
• [Poke]-a-[Dot]
• Vio-kun
• sporknotes
• Kadrin_Stryph
• SideBySide
• Novaekulla
• Mitena
• KotokoPlum
• ExInfestedEdge
• Violette PureHeart
• Cinnamon_Digory
• Hydra-Star
• Autumn
• Ina-bean
• Stream Line Ego
[ Danjah ]

.. Well, I did warn you it was really rather short. surprised

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Maze's Matchsticks Mendacity

<b>Maze's Matchsticks Mendacity</b>

Research into Asatru, focussing on Tyr and Zisa, as well as some roleplaying stuff. Oh, and Loki, of course. Mustn't forget the shoddy b*****d :)



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Shadow Belmonte

Report | 02/20/2017 6:50 pm

Shadow Belmonte

That is such a strange thing to hear about, those tips, I never heard of such.
Sucks that your day was terrible, I hope your migraines go away! emo

You and me, hiding from the sun?
Sounds like a great plan. emotion_dealwithit

Gosh, sounds like you have super-severe migraines. emotion_0A0
But you are smart in taking things into consideration - triggers, quick fixes, knowing what to expect.
My reaction: "AW, CRAP." (I'm doomed. I'm terribly forgetful sometimes!) emotion_facepalm
If I had frequent migraines, I'd be... well, doomed would be the nicest word for it. XD

Posture can't really be fixed for me, though... Had a slight muscle injury when I was a kid, it affected my neck/shoulder, so I do tend to slouch. e.e
Yes, don't want to take vitamins - most likely to cause overdosing, which throws the body's natural establishment out of whack.
Fruits: some wreak havoc on my digestive system.
Vegetables: make me gag terribly and make me lose my appetite.
(Sorry to be so blunt and gross.)
And, if I eat/drink something that I no longer find tasty, (Say, I buy a boxed noodle every other day for a month and I eventually grow tired of it,) it's like I have a mind-blocker on it - if I try to eat/drink that thing again, it gives me an instant headache from then on out, so I don't touch it any more.

Forests in this town are where freaky people go, though...
Homeless people camp out in them, and one time, someone made it look like a 'murder' happened - they cut up a tent, squirted ketchup everywhere, and left their clothes.
Best avoid the forests in this town. emotion_8c

Smelling certain musks on women gives me instant headache, dizziness, and nausea.
Febreeze does this as well.
Window-unit air conditioners, and car air conditioners does this.
New car smell / car polish does this.
But no reaction to anything else - perfumes, air fresheners, chemicals, chlorine - no problems.
My oldest guy cousin had many troubles relating to use of Chlorine in pools, though, before he realized it gave him migraines.
It caused blurry vision, dizziness, increased senses (no one could talk or it would make him feel ill,) and even caused nosebleeds.
To not be able to enjoy a pool like everyone else, it's sad how life is sometimes. emotion_8c

(Fysiotherapy? Is that the same as Physiotherapy?)
Hope you had good luck!
Hope you get better!
Shadow Belmonte

Report | 02/19/2017 5:29 am

Shadow Belmonte

Indirect sunlight doesn't bother me, unless I look out of a window and it is supremely bright.
So whenever I'm outside, even if it is partly cloudy, I wear sunglasses to help me out.
People are usually like, "you're just faking it, you're a vampire wanna-be," but - like you - it is a real problem.
I'm curious about what you say, that it's more tolerable if you eat and drink well?
(I hardly eat vegetables or fruits, which is bad, I know.) XD
I never considered diet as being a factor, which mine could probably be loads healthier. sweatdrop
My eyes have been this way since my early teen years though.
If I walk outside in the light, it feels like my eyes go through an instant super-strain, like eye whiplash, and that gives me an instant headache.

But I never knew I could be having a migraine caused by my eyes?
I will have to look into this!
Migraines are common in my family tree, but I always thought that I was excluded.
It would suck if that were the case and I wasn't so excluded after all. sweatdrop
(May I ask, do certain fragrances, or foods, give you headaches as well?)

I've never had this strobing incident happen to me before, and it's so strange.
I work in a place that has 90% of its floors highly polished and is white marble tile, but have zero issues from it - and I've worked there nine years. eek

I'm sorry to hear that you have to deal with those terrible migraines.
Seeing what my oldest cousin always had to go through with them, it's very unpleasant.

And thank you, I feel entirely better today! emotion_hug 3nodding

Hopefully you are doing well yourself?
Shadow Belmonte

Report | 02/18/2017 7:12 pm

Shadow Belmonte

It was the first time I've ever had such a strange, strong experience from a store though, so I felt very nervous. @n@
The floor was some kind of highly polished stained concrete, and a few minutes in of walking around and looking at stuff, I felt like I was having trouble seeing, like I couldn't easily read the price tags.
Walking around some more, I felt like I was walking around and squinting at things.
After that, I felt like I was a person who could not see without their glasses.
Then I started to get a headache and that was when I decided it was time to leave.
When I got outside, it was like my eyes were seeing flashing strobe lights, and then it was like there were Northern Lights stuck in both of my eyeballs, moving around constantly.
I couldn't see very well, I got a headache, I was getting nauseous and even seeing things because of the light and glare - that's the last time I'm ever going in that store.
It's a real safety hazard to me. @_@'

Does sunlight give you headaches, as well?
Direct sunlight (without sunglasses) hurts my eyes and gives me a headache, so I know how you feel there! gonk
*commisserates with you*
Shadow Belmonte

Report | 02/11/2017 6:50 pm

Shadow Belmonte

(Hope your shoulder gets better!) emotion_bandaid

Report | 01/14/2017 1:55 am


Still, using the foreground grass just adds that extra level, you know? It really looks like you're standing in, stead of the normal flat background equip. THE LITTLE DETAILS, MAN. Does my eyes good.

Report | 01/14/2017 12:36 am


can i just say your use of background items is +++

Report | 12/04/2016 9:26 pm


I see you liking my post. <3

How are you doing, pal? Long time no chat!
Emergency Candle

Report | 11/26/2016 11:32 am

Emergency Candle

Awww thank you so much <3 yeah it has been a while. I missed you too! It's so nice to see you <3
Sodium Laureth Sulfate

Report | 11/26/2016 6:48 am

Sodium Laureth Sulfate

Yeah, you're right, it's not even Sunday yet~ 3nodding it's just, y'know, mainly exhaustion accumulated over the week gonk
Once Was Vee

Report | 11/21/2016 5:01 pm

Once Was Vee

Maze, there's a thread you should check out... The link is in my signature... I'm being stealthy about this... Ellipse ellipse ellipse.


Someone said something about booze, didn't they?