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Inei Alumei on 04/23/2014


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*does Jedi mind trick motion*
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Hello, all! I am Master Chief MasturChef!
But I also go by Chef or Ari, which is shortened from my real name. If you're pretty cool, I'll tell ya. (Or if you just ask).
I'm an x year old guy from somewhere who does things. I don't do much here except lurk around in various forums. I may be crazy for still frequenting the Pokemon subforum.
I change my avi. A lot. Including changing genders. So remember! I'm a dude.
I like video games, sports, and food. Despite my username, I can't cook much of anything! : D
I'm a huge Star Wars fan. Like, one of those obnoxious ones who spews hate all over the prequels and stuff like The Clone Wars animated series. I reeeeaaally hope Episode VII doesn't let me down.
My favorite games are Halo, Monster Hunter, Pokemon, MarioKart, Metroid, Battlefield, Call of Duty, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Mostly Nintendo franchises.

If you wanna add me, here's some
Video game information
PSN account: The_SPORTSGUY
360 gamertag: SgtTaco15
3DS FC: 1719-3736-6691 (Name: Ari)

Just be sure to PM, leave a comment, or something!


Flying-type Safari: Spearow, Hoothoot, Tropius

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Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 11:15 pm
Pssh I go for like a little over an hour to take care of some thing and you all vanish on me. >:T
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 6:46 pm
TOO LATE! *Jumps to no avail*
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 6:44 pm
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 6:20 pm
Intensify the forward firepower. I don't want anything to get through.
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 5:58 pm
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 5:50 pm
Nope...*sprinkles turn out to be GLITTER* ITS A TRAP!
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 5:07 pm
*Is exploded into SPRINKLES*
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 5:00 pm
Marida Cruz Report | 03/28/2014 4:44 pm
Dandy Soviet Titties Report | 03/22/2014 9:16 am

Isn't this thing cute? smilies/icon_biggrin.gif