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Hey everybody! My name is Brian and I am a 18 year old metalhead. I graduated from Highlands High School in North Highlands, California!! Go Clas of 2007!! I love to write short stories and to tell jokes. Thanks for lookin at my page and ROCK ON!.......OH YEAH!! I almost forgot........jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can walk on jesus!! ^_^
Now it's everyone's favorite part of Brian's Profile *drum roll* CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!
1. Chuck Norris isn't gay, he's just run out of women.
2. Chuck Norris dosen't sleep.......he waits.
3. Every night before the boogey man goes to sleep he looks in his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck norris isn't affraid of the dark, the dark is affraid of Chuck Norris.
5. The number 1 export of Chuck Norris is PAIN!
6. The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
7. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on jesus.
8. Chuck Norris found a dead baby lamb on his film setr so he brought it back to life, later on he roundhouse kicked it in the face and told the film crew,"The good Chuck givith, and the good Chuck taketh away!"
9. People aren't hung like horses, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer........to bad he dosen't cry.
11. Instead of being born naturally, Chuck Norris decided to beat his way out of the womb.
12. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
13. Roundhouse kick related deaths have increased by 13% since the birth of Chuck Norris.
14. Chuck Norris dosen't go hunting.....he goes killing!
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