Master Alaric Voranth

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Last Login: 04/15/2014 9:47 pm

Registered: 06/13/2008

Gender: Male

Birthday: 01/22

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Hi! I'd just like everyone to experance the joys, fears, and sorrows like I feel when reading a great Manga series!

 

Things that go through my head...

I love Ariz! She is my life, heart, and soul. without her, my life is meaningless!
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I love the Sci-Fi channel, any Anime (except yaoi), and comedy central!

I'll read almost anything... But my favorite authors are Anne Rice, Anne McCafferey, Lilith Saintcrow, Steven King, and... ?! there was one more, but I can't remember.

I love any and all music!


I believe in Jesus Christ, my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, copy and paste this into your signature.

Amat Victoria Curam - Victory favors those who take pain.

Ev oui lyh nayt drec, oui lyh ramb so bnuvema xiacdc!


Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly they aren't mine, but if you ladies stopped using rare candies and hand trained them like a real man, they could fight like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on Cinnabar Island, with the trainer your trainer could be like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's two vouchers for free bicycles. Look again, THE VOUCHERS ARE NOW MASTER BALLS! Anything is possible when you train your Pokemon, and don't use rare candies.
I'm on victory road...

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir.... When you are born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?!
Put this on your profile if you hate racsism...

Elemental Representation
What element do you represent?


Blaze (Fire):
[ ] you inflict pain on someone without realizing it
[x] you love fireworks/lightning
[ ] you naturally dislike water or aquatic areas
[ ] you dislike or are afraid of oceans
[ ] you like hot over cold
[ ] you hate winter or snow
[ ] you lose your temper quickly
[x] you love fires/shiny or glowing things
[x] you get along with people that act just like you
[ ] you like to wreck things and leave the mess for someone else
Total= 3


Wind (air):
[x] you have an easy-going attitude
[x] you are carefree of most things
[x] you dislike or hate rules
[x] you enjoy looking at the sky
[x] you can drift away in thought easily
[x] you wish you could fly or run very fast
[ ] you practice self-defense over self-offensive
[x] you love the wind
[x] you are generally a nice person
[x] you don't care what people think of you
Total= 9


Earth(nature):
[x] you are naturally built or physically fit
[x] you have a strong personality
[x] you believe you're right at all times in a conversation
[ ] your attitude towards people changes all the time
[x] you love all forms of nature
[x] you are fascinated by biology
[ ] you tend to dislike fire or dark destructive forces
[x] you have a strong sense of justice
[x] you will help your friends when they are feeling down
[ ] you generally dislike those more popular or above you
Total= 7


Ice(frost):
[x] you can easily be a loner
[ ] you take a long time to befriend someone
[x] your friends are incredibly close to you
[x] you are usually calm and independent
[ ] you have a cold personality towards those you dislike
[x] you love the way crystals feel and look
[x] you can either love or hate someone just on first impressions
[x] you dislike the sun, but sometimes enjoy lights or rainbows
[x] you feel the need to pass judgement on your enemies
[x] you suffer from depression over small things
Total= 8


Water(liquid):
[x] you take time and look over problems carefully
[x] you get angry over little things
[x] you love the way liquid feels
[x] you are calm and caring
[x] you tend to warm up to people pretty quick
[x] you go with the flow of your friends
[ ] you pity people who are obsessed with things
[x] you can drift away in conversations and realize it at the same time
[x] you can easily forget something you just learned
[x] when you get angry you can control yourself
Total= 9


Dark(evil):
[x] you laugh at any religion that isn't your own
[x] you love black
[x] you generally like surreal places or things
[x] you find amusement in breaking rules
[ ] lie, cheat, steal these are the only rules you like
[ ] you naturally shun others
[x] fire is the only light you enjoy to be around
[x] you will abandon your friends just so you can get away
[x] you enjoy inflicting harm on others, just for the purpose of doing so
[ ] you believe you can match God in terms of power
Total= 7


Holy(seraphim):
[x] you easily fall in love with others
[x] you love or respect people that don't like you
[ ] you have pity on people of dark origin
[x] you have a religion that makes you very spiritual
[x] you believe in God and angels of many different origins
[x] you are very loving towards others
[x] you can very easily make friends with someone with the same beliefs as you
[x] when meeting a new person you generally act shy or too polite
[x] you have a strong sense of justice
[x] you will protect your friends with your life
Total= 9


Eigengrau(Eigenlicht):
[x] you are obsessed with shadows and light
[x] you can have a large range of calmness one day and none the next
[x] you want humanity to be sterile
[x] you are very spiritual in both holy things and evil
[x] you know you are corrupted and accept it
[ ] you dislike every other element but enjoy the same things they do
[x] you know God is the most powerful being in existence
[x] you laugh and find enjoyment from people that get angry at you because you know they're fake posers
[x] you know there are spirits all around you, even inside you
[x] when God passes judgment, you know where you'll go from there
Total= 9





Arcanus
The U n d e r d o g !






Alaric C. M. Voranth
The H u n t s m a n



(Alaric's alternate form)

What'd your poison be?




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send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved
"you call me strong,
you call me weak,
but still your secrets
I wil keep"


1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck = I want you
4. Kiss on the lips = I love you
5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes = kiss me
8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

The Three Steps

1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it!)
11. The way they say 'I miss you'
12. The way you miss them
13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....


BOY: I love her more than the air i breath
GIRL: well im always here for you.
BOY: I know.
GIRL:What's wrong?
BOY: I like her so much.
GIRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.
GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.
GIRL:Then tell her.
BOY: She wont like me.
GIRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GIRL: Well just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GIRL: What do you mean?
BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
BOY: Wait. Who do you like?
GIRL: Oh some boy.
BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.
GIRL: She does.
BOY: How do you know?
GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You.
GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did.


GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page.
GUYS- If u are man enough and have balls to say this to a
chick, post it to ur page.

~Man Rules!~

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.
2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.
10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.
11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.
12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.
13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.
14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed.
15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.
Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.
16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.
18. You poke it you own it.
19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.
20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.
21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.
22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).
23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.
24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.
25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.
26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat. If not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick s**t like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.
27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.
28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"
29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.
30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.
31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.
32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's a** or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it (Cameron Ross, Nick Polyzos, Kristina Brockmann, and Drew Westerfield).
33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.
34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.
35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. this is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO (Cade Mayo).

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined (Eric Gartenberg).

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet. (Boots Jones)

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a b***h standing on the sideline.
108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.
109. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.
110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patricks Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patricks Day. Green and/ or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.
112.When passing another man in a tight area were contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "f**" may be deamed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.

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Khaos x--ReDsTaR--x Report | 04/12/2014 4:06 pm
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Khaos x--ReDsTaR--x Report | 04/11/2014 8:52 pm
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Glad you like it. emotion_c8
Khaos x--ReDsTaR--x Report | 04/11/2014 12:32 am
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The girl is me, one of my many avatar characters. I meant to give it to you on your birthday but like I said the artist was so busy he forgot about my request. Well, I hope you like it. emotion_c8
Khaos x--ReDsTaR--x Report | 04/11/2014 12:29 am
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Here you go.
Khaos x--ReDsTaR--x Report | 04/05/2014 9:45 pm
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-kneels & bows head before you-
Please forgive me, Master.
Khaos x--ReDsTaR--x Report | 01/22/2014 2:44 pm
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I am most honored to be the first to say, Happy Birthday Master Alaric!!!
Since it is not exactly obvious what you want for your birthday, I shall do my best in giving you what I can. smile
Just give me some time to grab it. sweatdrop
For now, enjoy this small token from pupil, to master.
ShadowAemogoth Report | 11/30/2013 5:48 pm
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Sure thing, is yours in your signature as well?
Sick Bubble Gum Report | 10/01/2013 11:54 am
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That makes me feel a little bit better X'D I always feel like a huge jerk for choosing all the starters.Who says I have to choose one when I can have em all emotion_awesome am I right?
Sick Bubble Gum Report | 10/01/2013 12:05 am
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I think I'm going to get Pokemon X but I have no idea which starter I'm going to pick :c I can't make up my mind. I usually like for my starters to be female though so maybe the most girly looking one. They're all super cute though XD Maybe I'll just trade with someone and get all three starters lol
Maeve Faylenn Report | 09/02/2013 8:18 pm
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Thanks! Thats no problem, I just pop on here every so often so I wouldn't have even noticed it was late! whee

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