My friends like to roll their eyes at me because I can relate ANYTHING to X-Men
Wolverine: Kid...you're fired. We get back to Earth, you're demoted to Excalisuck or some damn team.
Armor: They were lining up civilians! To kill them!
Wolverine: That ain't the mission.
Armor: Have you looked the word "superhero" up? Like, Googled it or something?
Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuehrer."