Ermergerd! It's Mallery MacMumrna!
~ Marlboros & Camels
~ Pinnacle Vodka & Jaggermeister
~ Virgina Slims & Misty
~ Gender Roles
~ Banker's Club
~ Jalapeno Poppers
~ Fast Food
BYE, BYE BIRDIE. DEPLOYED IN THE GOOD 'OLE LAND OF SAND.
In the lovely, sandy land of Afghanistan I stand. It's hot and dusty as all ********. Cigarettes are cheap and there isn't a Rockstar to be found. I miss eating, sleeping and showering in the same place. It isn't too bad - I have free food, free lodging and internet. It's the simple things in life.