It's such a funny thing to talk about me.
No need for tears and pity.
I will tell you a nice story.
Full of happiness, sadness, and fury.
My life is spontaneous.
Me full of maliciousness.
Destroyed mentally and physically by a cancer.
Other bad things in my life I will sensor.
I grew up to be a nerd,
making many things awkward.
Loving many kid movies and web comics,
Using many weird antics.
Long story short, I live now as a High Schooler.
A Youtube Amateur.
Not so famous kid,
A satanic kid that people want to rid.
But, I do have many friends.
Friends that don't follow usual trends.
Online or in real life.
I'm that crazy chic with a knife~
Karkat Vantas -
"ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
ONLY MY HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF S**T."