BONJOUR.
SI VOUS VENEZ DE TRADUIRE CE MESSAGE SUR GOOGLE TRANSLATE, J'AI LE REGRET DE VOUS DIRE QUE... euh, ben que rien en fait.
Bon, voilà qui est fait.
Now, let the présentations begin.My name is neither
Pierre nor
Alain, I am not five years old, and I don't live in Allemandie.
I'm
french as you might have guessed but that doesn't mean I eat frogs for breakfast and snails for desert (though I love them).
Beside French, I speak fluent English, Chinese, and Portuguese. I lived in China for more than half of my life and I recently moved to Brazil. I'll be moving back to Europe in June, possibly in Germany.
I like to speak when I have nothing to say. Don't call me 'frenchie' or I'll smash you head until you look like Micheal Jackson.
I'm single, straight, and
not interested.
I have a mother, a father, a step-mother, eight uncles, a bunch of cousins, two grandmas, a fish and a brother.
Sometimes I tell myself that life is useless... But then I turn myself into an octopus, and I feel better. Life is beautiful when you're an octopus, because all that matters is to eat and to copulate.
...
Anyways.
Now, lets finish with all the useless poop.I play guitar. I enjoy watching movies, listening to music (mostly rock, punk, grunge, metal, etc), playing video games, cooking (oh, shut up), and reading, drawing, sewing (OK, I'll let you this one), and you wasting your time as you are reading this is a pure pleasure for me.
I read bunch books, but even more manga.
I think favorite colors are made only to make you disappointed.
My favorite foods are dried squid and seaweed.
I don't like people dressed like Sponge Bob Square-Pants.
I don't steal the cookies from the jar at night (Fantomas does).
Oh, one more detail, I'm
16.
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