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Good evening my plump slices of fresh pumpernickel,How are you?
I will make the assumption that you responded somewhat positively and that your answer was either "fine" or "pretty good" and not the actual answer to that question like a weird person would do.
Welcome to my profile and may I be the first to congratulate you for knowing who I am.
It is a privilege and I'm sure your gratitude is a deep vein of thankful gold.
But, I'm sure you're not here to read about things you already know because as is clearly marked, this is the autobiographical portion of my profile and some information is something I believe you are deserving of.
My nom de plume, as it were, is Andy. It is also, very conveniently, my actual name. I believe you'll find this choice to be rather effortless to remember, as two names is so difficult and exhausting. Who wants to care about two names. Do you care about Samuel Clemens? ******** no, I want Mark ******** Twain and don't you hassle me about it. Please, forgive my curses, but a man must deliver the grand hammer of anger when it is required of him.
Moving on, I am male and one score in age. My hobbies include sitting, writing, telling grand fables to passing vagrants, and being a god.
And thus ends this journey of knowledge, for I have grown wary of myself and must rest. I am, after all, a lot to take in at once, even for me. Let me end by saying "You're welcome"
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It's me.
How are you?
Do you ever listen!
But seriously, do it.
I'd like to see what you're capable of.
It's nice to meet you, by the way.
You really should start writing again.
I'd definitely read any of it.
And, there's nothing wrong with being an egoist.
Obviously if you're being complimented enough to be fueled by it, you must be pretty good eh?
That's cute.
xD
That was the most epic block of words i've ever read.
im sorry about when i promised id cam.
then like i wasnt here when you imed.
<3
but i will cam for you sometime soon.XD
ily.