92% teens would be dead if Abercrombie&Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig (or somewhere else) if you are the 8% who would be laughing... rofl
Homourous Heterosexual Questionair:
1. How do you know you are Heterosexual?
2. When did you first come to realize you were heterosexual?
3. What do you think caused you to be Heterosexual?
4. Is it possible that your Heterosexuality is just a phase that you will grow out of?
5. Wouldn't it be possible for you to just TRY harder and "go for" people of the same sex? Our religion demands it!
6. Do you think you're Heterosexual because your mother/father was so overbearing and so mean to you?
7. Did you have a bad experience with someone of your same sex? (Were you perhaps raped or abused as a child?)
8. Do you HATE and/or distrust people of your same sex? Is THAT what makes you Heterosexual?
9. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
10. Is it possible that you really just need a good gay lover/gay sexual experience?
11. Why do you Heterosexuals have to place so much emphasis on sex?
12. Why are Heterosexuals so promiscuous?
13. Why must you insist on being so obvious and making a public spectacle of your Heterosexuality? MUST you hold hands and kiss in public?
14. Your Heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
15. Considering the fact that 50% of Heterosexual marriages end in divorce why is it that so few of your relationships are stable?
16. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to Heterosexual teachers considering that the majority of child molesters are Heterosexual.
Item List:Crimson Mink ShoesGreen KiltKnot Green TopLaurelsRed Candy Striped StockingsRed ScarfReddish Woven Abalone Button BlazerSpirited Gloves
Estimated Total: 49,886 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 29 November 2006)
Item List:Asphalt Plaid Ska PantsBrown SKA shoesCrimson Red Pimpin' CaneDead Sexy Rose Skull PinRed Leather BeltRed Wine Pimpin' HatRomani GlassesThat 70s Red Shirt
Estimated Total: 30,741 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 27 December 2006)
Total Value: 18,385 Gold[Item Information]
Item List:Little Black BatGray Torque TopGray SKA shoesDrop Dead Gorgeous Stone Skull HairpinCrossed BeltsAsphalt Plaid Ska Pants