All hail The Black Widow.
For I am the one true ruler of man. For all that is love and lust falls to the Black Widow. Fear the bite and marvel and the beauty.
A spider's silent beautiful ways draw the attention of all who pass.
Never in my years in this world have I met anyone worthy of me. Though many have tried, and we all know what happens after they try.
All hail Madame Latrodectus!