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Your acting like Garfeild on a Monday
now if you will excuse me Im gonna go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days
Friend: Why what are you guys up to?Me: Oh just a midnight candy runFriend: IT NOT MIDNIGHT!!!Me: THIS IS SAFE-WAY, ITS NOT OPEN AT MIDNIGHT!!!
I may not say much but i make my words count
*Friend looks at phone* Hey Mel... what's De Lete?Me: Thats delete.....
The best five bucks of my life was spent being a giant gerbil
One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress!
Oh Bambi.... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy..
Hiking is walking where its okay to pee, sometimes old people hike by mistake
Dont call me "Radio" Unit 91, Dont call me "Unit 91" Radio
Ahh hell no that kid has sick flow! 10 minutes!
I beleive everything has a place, ESPECIALLY YOUR CLOTHES!!! Mainly in a dresser!
I dont want my life to be like Spiderman 3... I hated that movie!
HEY YOU WITH THE FACE!!!!
In case of a zombie apocolypse the conception of childeren is prohibited... unless you plan to use them as bait
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes: I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely: Still on the first question.
I never stick my leg off the edge of the bed no matter how hot it is, because of course, it would get eaten off.
24 facebook friends in common with someone and I have no idea who they are. Gotta love the internet
The fact Edward Cullen was originally a Hufflepuff explains so much
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!?!
There are only two ingredients that make up trail mix, M&m's and disappointment
*after exercise* Okay give it to me in words I can understand. How many cookies can I have now?
Roses are deadViolets are fineThis day sucks ballsI really love wine
Has anyone actually gotten sick from eating raw cookie dough? Or are people trying to stop me from living my life.
I'm just gonna sit over here, eat my gummy bears, and not say a damn thing