Oh you're fine. I totally understand. I'm beginning to be a huge Homestucker. XD
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If you have questions, please ask and I'll help as best I can. I don't know everything about Gaia, but I do know plenty.
I do not reply to profile comments asking for help. These will be removed. PM me instead. I do read all other comments. I'll TRY to answer what I can, but not all comments will be responded to.
NEVER SHARE YOUR PASSWORD WITH ANYONE. Gaia's staff will never ask for your password simply because we don't need it. If anyone requests such information from you, report them.
I come in PIECE. My designation is Lyca. I am Commander of the Zurg Hive and a Site Moderator for Gaia. I'm one of those crazy Gaians who jumped onto the Zurg bandwagon and fell in love with the plot, so don't be surprised if I Hail Zurg! every once in a while.
I love to help people and make life generally easier for them if I can. You can find me hanging about towns, or smacking down animated in zOMG!, or giving walkthroughs to Gaia's interface and games to someone who needs showing around. I always answer questions if I know it, and if I don't know it's ok! I'll go out on a answer quest for you!
I don't get angry or short tempered (well, I do but I don't take it out on Gaians). Feel free to PM me on any (ToS approved) topic! I'll usually write back. Generally I don't make first contact, unless I have a need to deal with an issue (birthdays, holidays, questions, or problems), so don't fear if I don't contact you often. I still care about what you have to say.
Sleep is a rare thing with me, so you'll see me around often enough. Yes, that's right; I'm an insomniac! Can be a good thing at times...but usually it's not much fun. That's why there's Gaia.
I'm in your Gaia, testin' yer features and moddin' yer forums. XD
Oh...one more thing...
I put people in jars if they overstep the line.
But it's only out of love, so it also means I'm fond of you.
Messege to the Planet
Uncle Moof wants you!
If you think you have what it takes to join the Hive, PM me for more information about our joining process. It's fun, challenging, and you're guarantied to make lots of friends. Who knows? The Hive might even become your family as it has for many of us. In other words, Resistance is futile. Come join us.
We'll miss our girls very much.
Use it, Learn it, Become it.
I am a Zurg Hive Soldier!
I will maintain and preserve the laws of the Home-World whilst in foreign worlds, And I will represent the Hive in every action.
I will obey the orders of those in command over me And I will expect obedience of orders I issue to those appointed under me.
I will enforce the codes of Hive conduct with quick thinking and fair judgment And I will hold myself to the Hive standard.
I embody the logical mind of the Zurg And honor those who have gone before me to align and update countless worlds.