Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Msr True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn we ******** up ... But that was fun right? Fake friends: Have never seen you cry. True friends: Will cry with you. Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's. Fake friends: Know only a few things about you. True friends: Could right a book about you, with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in saying "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place saying "Yo... *hic* drink the rest of that you know we dont waste things.' Fake friends: Will talk crap to the peson who talks crap about you. True friends: Will knock them right on there butts. Fake friends: Will lose your stuff and tell you about it. True friends: Will lose your stuff and make up a crazy story about it. Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this.