"Outside? what realm is that?"
"I think its an rp server."
"Its a realm for only the toughest of players"
"Can you bubble hearth outside?"
"It requires attunement to the sun"
random person in trade: "Would you sleep with Oprah for a set of t6?"
t6 rogue: "I didn't have to sleep with anyone."
other random person in trade: "Thats your problem. You didn't sleep with anyone."
random person in trade: "Id sleep with anyone for warglaives"
other random person in trade: "Wait till you hear who he slept with"
"Hun, there's only one thing I could wake him up to do and WoW ain't it."
I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
random person asking me to heal: we have no tank so pet will tank ok?
tard: it will be fine if one healer u heals pet
"Fights are a race against the stupidest person in your raids time he can go without screwing up."
"I just don't see how you can't be a p***k when you are a rogue.
Our sole purpose other than having absolutely zero raiding utility is to just make everyone else's experience in this game miserable."
"wow bfs are the best bfs...due to their lack of female contact they have grown to be quite resistant to female charms...only coming out in the daytime to feed and forage for hotpockets"
"Mozer, quit making out with the frog"
My friend; "Since when does Anna dress like a girl and wear makeup?"
My mom; "Probably since she got laid."
Arthas: "Lawl I could kill you Illidan but Ima leave you to freeze lololololol"
Illidan: "Lawl felblood, keepz me warm."
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon"
"Thats rough buddy."
dinosauranorexia (4:19:28 PM): that doll sold, huh?
LunieLunel (4:19:31 PM): ya
dinosauranorexia (4:19:35 PM): ********.
LunieLunel (4:19:38 PM):
dinosauranorexia (4:19:41 PM): I MADE YOU 300K
LunieLunel (4:19:45 PM): ^_^
dinosauranorexia (4:19:49 PM): I DEMAND A SPOT ON YOUR PROFILE
dinosauranorexia (4:19:52 PM): DESCRIBING HOW AWESOME I AM.
LunieLunel (4:19:53 PM): xD
dinosauranorexia (4:20:24 PM): D: <
"You don't take darvocet for a headache!"