I'm Vivi, but everyone calls me Yui.
I'm a petite human living on what's left of DA JERSEY SHORE. I have big animu~desu blue eyes and brown hair. I'm an Aries (my patron troll is Aradia, yes I read Hamsteak), blood type B, and an INFJ. I drop play bass because my fingers are too stubby for guitar (I also use short scale because I have small arms too IT'S COMPLICATED). I like mori girl and dressing up in ridiculous clothes in general. I also enjoy cartoons and playing videogames. I'm a big Venture Bros f** as well. I can't resist cute things, like kittens and goats. They are the best.
With music, TL;DR a mix of shoegaze, dad rock, 90s music, weeaboo, downtempo, and alternative. Good thing to go by is if it was released by 4AD or Sub-Pop, chances are I've listened to it.
I put my music on autoplay because I know how much everyone hates it (and now it's hidden so you can't stop it HAHA I AM A HUGE d**k 420 BLAZE IT).
My love is a qt3.14 boy who doesn't like to clean his room (◕‿◕✿)
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Words of Wisdom and Truth:
"You're my muffin-bear!"
"Eusine personally recommends Nutella. Perfect for slathering it over Morty's chest and licking it off before making sweet monkey love."
"Remembering dreams isn't a bad thing, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane."
"The Great Ling Ting of the Astral Plain once said Goldfish was an omen to Mankind. It is the God among all, the Universal Chicken."
"Have you ever felt so frustrated, you just wanted to masturbate?"
"Remember last night how I tried to stick that pineapple up your a** and the spiky part wouldn't fit so we had to turn it around?"
"Whispering erotic stuff is an art. When was the last time you got turned on by someone whispering ''let me put my sausage in your muffin''?"
"Dese nuts be a jungle. If you can't handle da bush, den you ain't ready for the animals inside."
"I ONLY LIKE VACUUMCORE SO ALL I HEAR IS HWUVRMVRMVWRMVWERMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"s**t lord. The highest and mightiest of the fecal feudal system. You sit upon a holy porcelain throne wielding your scepter of plunging +2"
"I do not dance around in a dress, thigh-high pantyhose, and a leopard thong while reciting the star spangled banner."
"If you ain't got no lotion, you can't make no commotion."
"DILDOS OF OLD GLORY."
Avatar Art (last updated 10/5/13):
GCD Art Fairy
A Biscuit Family
Zombiez Life Exit
Me! (this is from 2012)
Yui's Train of Thought
This is where I act all emo and crap.
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My petition for John Hughes related items.