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"My planet was blown up one morning, that's why I'm dressed like this, in my dressing gown. My planet was blown up with all my clothes in it, you see. I didn't realize I'd be going to a party. Later, I was thrown off a spaceship. Still in my dressing gown, rather than the space suit you would expect. Shortly after that I discovered my planet had originally been built for a bunch of mice. You can imagine how I felt about that. I was then shot at for a while and blown up. In fact I have been blown up ridiculously often, shot at, insulted, regularly disintergrated, deprived of tea, and recently I crashed into a swamp and had to spend five years in a damp cave."
/Mule
/Mule
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