Valentine's Day: 2011:
Q: Why are men such good cooks?
A: Because they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
- The Jokester
When I am not watching you I bathe in a bathtub filled with your sweat and body hair.
I carry a vial of your blood with me wherever I go. When I am lonely I take a sip of it.
At night when you sleep I come into your bedroom and smell your face.
While I rub a raw seasoned steak in your right armpit.
- The Dirty Chainsaw
Oh, Louis. Sweet little Louis. I think it's cute when you try to be human icon_wink.gif
Love and nibbles,
Your Vampire Valentine
A wild Anon appeared!
Tie me up,
Tie me down,
Leave me gagged,
Leave me bound,
Tie me strict,
Tie me tight,
Just make sure
I'm in plain sight <3
~The Bondage Bunny
Lestat's Warrior Bunny of the North. ♥
Hands OFF my bun bun. 4laugh