Because we all know I rock
Last Login: 03/01/2011 7:50 pm
Registered: 04/24/2005
Gender: Female
Location: At my computer. Where else would I be?
Birthday: 01/29/1990
Occupation: Jobless at the moment.
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My name is Kiki.
Yes, my name is Kiki.
Now shut up and stop making Kiki Kitty jokes before I slap you upside the head. >.<
I live in the ever-lovely state of Minnesota. Yay.
My birthday is in January (birthday presents = I will love you foreverz), I am an Aquarius, Aquarians pwn ur azz, and there is nothing you can do about it. ^_^ Aha, I win!
My avi pretty much is me, minus that oh so lovely figure... I wish I was that skinny... *runs and hides before she gets beaten up by her friends for the insinuous fat crack at herself* SHHH! I'm not here...
>.>
<.<
*hiding*
Also, minus the cat ears and tail. I do not have a tail, or cat ears. That would seriously rock my rainbow sox off, but alas, genetic engineering isn't advanced enough to make me half Neko. Darn you, science! Advance! ADVANCE I SAY! o.o
You can check out my awesome writing talent (not like you haven't already witnessed it. Hello, this is a profile, y'know) by going to www.hubpages.com , looking up Kika Rose, and taking a gander at the 26 hubs I've written. They pwn. Especially my hub on Proper English. *squee* It makes me lawl, really it does.
So, we have basically come to the conclusion of my profile. I just have a *few* parting words to leave you with as you navigate the rest of Gaia and maybe do something interesting with your life:
1. If you get hacked, it's okay to go crazy. Just don't go crazy on innocent bystanders, okay?
2. Gaia is cool and all, but on dial-up, it's a major pain in the butt.
3. The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer PWNS. If you have not read it, you deserve to be shot dead. Not just shot, but shot dead.
Author's note: Now that I have read the 4th book, I am convinced somebody must've put a gun to Ms. Meyer's head and told her to write quicker than her fingers could go across a keyboard. It is the most mashed up, effed up ending to a series I have ever seen. And I've heard many bad things about the HP ending. And said many bad things. IT IS A CRAPPY ENDING. To both series.
4. Always (and I do mean ALWAYS) tip your pizza delivery driver well. They're the ones bringing you your food, and if you're a jerk, they're going to put Visene all over your precious pizza. Do you know what Visene does to people? ... It's not pretty. Also, they know where you live, so it's probably a safe bet that they're the ones messing with your mailboxes and houses and lawns and cars.
You don't mess with a pizza driver.
5. You may have a big you-know-what (guys), but if you don't have a Churro, you're nothing. *Tay-Tay, I <3 you for that one. xD*
6. When clothes shopping, don't leave your dressing room a mess. It seriously pisses off the fitting room worker(s). They will remember you. And they will treat you like crap. Also, don't go in there with a huuuuge arm-full/bag-full of clothes and leave with only two articles of clothing. Do they look like they want to sit there and process your clothes all day? Heck no. Don't do it. Seriously.
7. Mountain Dew has replaced Diet Coke as heaven on earth; mess with my can and you will probably lose all of your fingers.
8. If you have a problem with someone smoking next to you or in the same vehicle as you, don't hesitate to say anything. Especially if you have asthma. Because otherwise I'm gonna light up, and then I'll feel bad when you complain, and then you'll never ride in my car again. Or I'll just roll down all the windows in the middle of December. One of the two.
9. The man/woman who invented chatspeak/txtspeak is going to die by my hand. It is THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER. I despise it with a vehement passion. If I have to decode one more text from some random idiot, I am going to hunt them down and rip out their liver with a spork. Don't tempt me, I just might do it.
10. Be courtious to everyone you meet. They might just come in handy in the long run. Plus, being nice is a good thing. You get stuff that way. Like $15 tips. *grins* But if the person is a complete jerk, go ahead and attack with a vengeance. It'll make you feel better. ^_^
you!
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