I am Lord Elwrind! Better watch out or I will WASH you away in wind and rain! So if you tempt my ire, BEWARE!
Do NOT beg of me wot of your whims! Pity the pions that do!
As with my wife, Nyadriel, I will give only if it suits meh.
And do NEVER to pretend to be Gaian Staff! And NEVER to try your hand in theft! For if you do, prepare for my wrath! For I WILL enjoy reporting you!
On me pirate ship, the Blarney Stone Blaggard, I soon be weighing anchor upon the shores of me Island once forsook long time a fore when the world was yet young. I shall set foot upon the land and take what soon be mine as I lay claim to that what be.