Lord Beelzebub Blacklake

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Last Login: 07/04/2015 12:00 am

Registered: 08/11/2013

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hey heres how yall can contact me irl

FACE BOOK: budd michael


SKYPE: buddy.moneymaker1


XBOX LIVE: BLT MONSTER RAH


kik: buddymoneymaker



Likes: German Metal,Classic Rock,Fast Cars,Zombies,The Walking Dead,The Band RammStein,I Also like Alot of american Metal like FFDP, A7F, Disturbed, Mudvayne, Our Last Night an s**t like that im also a juggalo WHOOP WHOOP an i like weed an anime


Dislikes: people who use other people to get what the want, people who hate on my family,stupid pathetic people who talk behhind others back instead of saying it to someones face you talk to me about someone behind there back i will tell them,people who lie,um JB FANS CAN GO DIE THAT ******** FGGT AN LIL WAYNE FANS THE CAN GO WITH THE JB FANS ummm jbs mother lil waynes mother because the gave birth to the most stupidest an the biggest bitches if i could i would beat the crap out of lil wayne an jb hmmmmmmmm what else people who take my weed an dont have permission




Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) ********

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE ********,
s**t OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY c**k YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait, Waaait, Waaait you ********
We challenge you to a rock-off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
********! ********!
********, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK-OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry a** back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me Kage it's the only way
(KG) What are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little b***h

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S ******** TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON'S GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NO! c'mon Kage lets fight his music with our music
(KG) There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage!
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamojam
(KG) Dude, we've been through so much s**t
(JB) De-activated lasers with my d**k
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this ******** down
(JB) Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear ya, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this ******** down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon, Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
(KG) Ooooh we'll pile-drive ya, it's time for the smack down
(JB) Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness,
Our rock it sauce
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter, we hold the key
You are the devil, we are the D
(BOTH) We are the D (X16)

Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE ********' LAME
C'MON, KAGE, YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING, ********!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, ********!
MY ******** HORN!
OH, NO!

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came...
you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
******** YOU, KAGE
AND ******** YOU, JABLES
I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!!

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