[align=center] My favorite color is red.
I probably like the music you do.
If you were born in '92,
or any year after,
I am probably older than you.
I think about food at least once every half hour,
but I'm far from fat.
I am a huge dog person.
I'm in SoCal for right now.
I cuss a lot,
Most of the time unecessarily.
If you're here,
More than likely I just did something of an offensive nature,
and I hope it made you laugh.
I'm actually sort of smart,
But I'll act stupid because it's simply a lot more fun.
I should really get a tumblr,
Most of the things I want to post would get me banned.
For a non-threatening photo of me, click the face.