I think you need therapy for the seething rage you express in the form of passive-aggressive attacks on your target's character, over even the most unimportant statements. In other words, wow, you're butthurt.
I was going through a friends post and was reading a twilight topic that caught my eye, so I went to see the noobish stuff it contained. Well I laughed, a lot. Then I read some of the replies and saw yours.
So I have to say
HEY I'M FIVE FEET TALL! =D
Don't worry I'm not a stalker. I'm just really really bored!