Using commonly misused/misspelled words. :)
I'm better than you.
Eat first, then play.
Your hair is a mess.
If they're not here in five minutes-
Your shoe is over there.
It's their party, and they'll cry if they want to.
Now he's just too tall.
To my darling friends.
I'll backhand you two more times.
Can you buy me some food?
By the way, I hate you.
Uh, gotta go, BYE.
We will get through this ordeal.
That whore threw my ******** food across the room.
I cannot allot time for today.
b***h has a lot of nerve comin' here.