Can you please tell Patrick something really nice and sweet today? Just cute like, 'Hey you're my bestest friend' or give him a hug or something? Pete: hes curled up in my lap and im petting his sideburns. i dont want to wake him up- shhh.

Hey pete. I was just wondering, why dont you lick ur bass anymore? answer i was gaining way too much weight. i need to get sugar-free, diet strings.

whats your favorite shape? mine is a rhombus! answer mines a patrick.

Pete, how come in like every video if there is a girl you are usually the one to kiss her? answer "they" are "trying" to turn me "straight".

can you put on eyeliner with your mouth closed? answer i cant do anything with my mouth closed.i have a serious addiction to talking s**t. if youd like to donate to the fund. we are trying to cure this disease.

if you were stranded on a peninsula and you could only have three things with you, what would they be? answer a car, gas and an ipod to drive on the road back off the peninsula to civilization. i think you meant to as about being stranded on an "island".