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I'm a little merman. Like the little mermaid, Ariel, only a man. See, I've got the red hair and blue eyes just like she has. We're siblings. That's right. No way did King Triton have only daughters... He just hid his sons out of public view. Why? I have no ******** idea... Just a d**k, I guess.

Now I spend my time being a gold-mule for some horrible, wealthy Gaian who has absolutely no respect for me or my fellows. I only hope one day I can break free of the wretched hold she has on me, and then of course break free my fellows as well. We only long for a better life, a life where we can have lots of different outfits and better hairstyles, where we can accumulate more than 10,000 gold without it being taken away from us...

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Queequeg89 Report | 07/14/2014 8:48 pm
Queequeg89
CHECK
littlemerman Report | 09/06/2013 5:57 pm
littlemerman
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trashcanbone Report | 02/12/2013 12:41 pm
trashcanbone
The time is near. Equip your creepy Satan eyes and prepare... Spread the word.
yuffiebootsies Report | 12/31/2012 4:00 pm
yuffiebootsies
you want in?
trashcanbone Report | 12/30/2012 8:52 pm
trashcanbone
I love you. Let's be wed.

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