Little Hulder Maid

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Last Login: 01/18/2013 8:16 pm

Location: Hinterlands of Maine

Birthday: 04/11/1989

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THIS IS NOT A REBEL SONG... THIS IS.. THE PANDA!


AFTER DARK, THE PANDAS STALK,
NIGHTMARE CREATURES, WITH BLACK HEARTS.
RAVENOUS TEETH THAT GLOW IN THE DARK,
FEASTING ON BUMS THAT SLEEP IN THE PARK!


THE PANDAS ARE COMING!
SO HIDE UNDER YOUR BEDS!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING!
THEY'LL RIP YOUR a** TO SHREDS!


THE PANDA IS INDEED THE MOST MYSTERIOUS OF ALL CREATURES
SHROUDED IN THE ENIGMA OF HIS BLACK AND WHITE COAT
WHAT KIND OF CAMOUFLAGE IS THIS, BLACK AND WHITE?
HIDING IN AN OREO FACTORY? COULD BE!
THAT'S JUST ANOTHER CHAPTER IN THE OMINOUS SAGA OF THE PANDA!


THE PANDAS ARE COMING
TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING
ON A RAMPAGE OF THE DEAD!


LIKE THE SHARK, THE PANDA HAS MILLIONS OF TEETH
WHICH IT USES LIKE A HACKSAW TO CUT THROUGH BONE, CANDY, AND FENCES
THE CHINESE BELIEVE THAT IF YOU FIND A DISCARDED PANDA TOOTH
YOU HAVE THE POWER TO SUMMON GODZILLA


I'M DRUNK ON PANDA MYSTERY!!


~SIFL & OLLY

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xXteh tadXx Report | 12/15/2012 3:02 am
xXteh tadXx
My beard is pretty amazing
Tamea Goldenrod Report | 12/14/2012 9:14 am
Tamea Goldenrod
Good..That bio is older then sin..there is a new one in the works..but it's in the sins guild.
Cheddar_Monster Report | 12/13/2012 9:26 pm
Cheddar_Monster
thank you heart , my sister drew it emotion_yatta

"PICARESQUE" ADJ. 1. OF OR INVOLVING CLEVER ROGUES OR ADVENTURERS. 2. OF OR RELATING TO A GENRE OF USUALLY SATIRIC PROSE FICTION ORIGINATING IN SPAIN AND DEPICTING IN REALISTIC, OFTEN HUMOROUS DETAIL THE ADVENTURES OF A ROGUISH HERO OF LOW SOCIAL DEGREE LIVING BY HIS OR HER WITS IN A CORRUPT SOCIETY. N. ONE THAT IS PICARESQUE.

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