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IF THE WORLD WAS AN OREO WE'D ALL BE WHITE!!!!
Racist I know xp
AH NOT THE ENGLISH STUD MUFFINS!!!!! AH ONES GOT MY LEG!!!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY SOME ******** HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT AND TOOK 44489g , MY COCO KITTY !!!!
IM REALLY REALLY PISSED!!!!!
DON'T RAPE THE NINJA!!!

Harry Potter: Hey Malfoy
Draco Malfoy: What do you want now Potter?!
Harry: Your wand..........it smells nice and I heard it was 7 inches long
Draco: yeah what about it?
Harry: May I see it?
Draco: My room @8 be there.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY FRIEND SLEEPS OVER ON A SUNDAY AND WE'RE PLAYING HARRY POTTER TRIVIA!!!!! Don't blame me blame the ******** who made the cards!

‘My husband killed the Dark Lord and all I got was this stupid t-shirt’

The Best Way to Explain to Your Children About the Birds and the Bees:

“Here’s a porno video. There’s the TV. I’ll be back in an hour…”

those poor poor kids......


my friend said this at a sleepover and we had to share the same bed ,"but I wouldn't be sleeping with you if you had a d**k."

AND THEN THEY MOVED THEIR HIPS TOGETHER!

'I won't get angry but I will get even'

Save trees.....don't do homework...*cough*

I WAS CREATED MARCH 15! YAY!!! *dances*

“So…I’m…” Roy nodded. Ed fainted. Just kind of melted into a pile on the floor.
(Roy still hasn’t put two and two together to figure out he’s the other parent. Let’s watch.)

3

“I’ll take him back to his room to rest. Anything he needs now?” Roy asked the doctors.

2

“Not at present. We have him set up for monthly appointments. That’s all he needs right now except rest.”

1

“Alright then. Thank you.” The doctor’s left and Roy went to pick Ed up.

0

“Oh my god.” Roy’s eyes got huge. Bigger than saucers. He realized that two make a baby. And guess what. He was number two. It took all the willpower he had not to just collapse on top of Ed right there.



p***s...............................*absolute silence*
v****a!...................................*even more silence*
BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!!! *extreme laughter*
YAY ADD AND RITALEN! (i know i didnt spell that right!)

"I risked my life to save these peanut butter sandwiches."

My dad was molested by aliens ><

OMG!! I just realized that I've been on gaia for almost two years!!! Oo whoa

GOD RAPED MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Right,” Harry repeated. Meeting Draco’s eyes, he murmured, “Synchronized Snape Swoosh on three?”
i wish i could to do a Snape Swoosh TT

Draco Malfoy lost his temper. His calm, chilly demeanor and careful calculations were tossed by the wayside. “I’m ******** gay, Parkinson!” he shouted, shoving her off and leaping to his feet. “I’m a bloody shirt-lifting, knob-sucking, trouser-dowsing arse-bandit!” Everyone stared, but Draco was on a roll. “I’m gay! Gay with the d**k-on-d**k action! Gay with the hot, sweaty man sex!” He waved his arms around for good measure.
xD oh the joys of different ways to come out


JKR is a b***h, she's a big fat b***h,
biggest b***h in the wholewide world,
She's a stupid b***h, if there ever was a b***h,
she's a b***h to all the boys and girls!

On Monday she's a b***h,
On Tuesday she's a b***h,
Wednesday Through Saturday she's a b***h,
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super kamehameha BIATCH!!!

Have you ever met J.K. Rowling,
She's the biggest b***h in the wholewide world,
She's a mean old b***h, she has stupid hair,
She's a b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h,
b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h,
She's a stupid b***h, JKR is a b***h,
And she's such a dirty b***h!

Talk to all the kids around the world and it might go a little something like this!! ((skipping this part))

Have you ever met J.K. Rowling,
She's the biggest b***h in the wholewide world,
She's a mean old b***h, she has stupid hair,
She's a b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h,
b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h,
She's a stupid b***h, JKR is a b***h,
And she's such a dirty b***h!!

I really mean it,
JKR she's a big, fat, stinking b***h,
b***h fat ******** b***h, J.K. Rowling!!!





George likes man-kitty titties!!!

"I'm bleeding!!!! Get me a band-aid, I'M JESUS!!!!"

Thank you Erica who gave me two monthly letter thingies ^^ I love you alaska!

“If I wanted something from you, I would have just taken off your boxers.”

Harry toyed with his sausage....



taking a nibble every so often then despondently setting it back on his plate.


“I am Kyoukukuro! I DEMAND THE SOULS OF CHILDREN!!!!”

My p***s' name- Ramrod the Destroyer



“Someone please call a doctor! She’s in labor!”

Roy blinked. “Well, that just blew our Erika-is-Edward-in-Drag theory sky high.”


MY FIRST AMV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qA5rdY79dk


"Now, I'm off to kidnap your lover boy and tie him to a pillar in your honor. I'll send you a note when I'm done."

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This is my journal where I spew random stuff. My latest entry is currently Harry Potter fanficCRACK. Fun fun. Whether you like Harry Potter or not you should read it. I though it through! I did really!


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raenianna

Report | 05/15/2008 5:36 pm

raenianna

thank you for your purchase.
Call me Mellow Yellow

Report | 03/18/2008 7:35 am

Call me Mellow Yellow

User Image?




'Ello 'Ello


Help out Mellow Yellow?


Call me Mellow Yellow

Report | 03/02/2008 10:26 am

Call me Mellow Yellow

Woo! new siggy picture!
Poeia

Report | 02/29/2008 5:27 pm

Poeia

xD I love your profile.

And I think you're cute as hell.

And...do you really think JRK is a b***h? o.O
Call me Mellow Yellow

Report | 02/18/2008 3:38 pm

Call me Mellow Yellow

They call me Mellow Yellow.




'Ello :]


She's so mellow, mellow fellow


Orion8888

Report | 01/04/2008 12:54 am

Orion8888

Nice name, my girlfriend loves Miyavi... LOL!
Byakuran The 2nd

Report | 12/27/2007 7:50 am

Byakuran The 2nd

very nice profile
cube378127

Report | 12/26/2007 6:10 am

cube378127

pretty colorful profile!
messed_712787

Report | 12/25/2007 6:13 am

messed_712787

so amazing profile!!!!!
LithiumLuna

Report | 12/20/2007 9:10 pm

LithiumLuna

HOMIGAWD, I LOVE YOUR GREEN GLITCH. xD

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