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Darren Darrius Report | 09/19/2011 9:10 am

Hello back
I haven't been on Gaia for almost a year

BenjamenCrow Report | 07/20/2010 7:54 pm

make sure you run quick cuz the security dont think its as funny, so whats been happening with you lately

BenjamenCrow Report | 07/19/2010 6:19 pm

well I was planning on doing these with the nerd hered but you may wanna try some too

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your friend/shopping-mate is taking their sweet time:

1... Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't

looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms..

4. Walk up to an employee and t ell him/her in an official tone, 'Cod e 3' in housewares....... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away..

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the

camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossib le' theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonnalook' using different size funnels..

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'

(And last but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'

BenjamenCrow Report | 07/19/2010 3:32 pm

nothing much mostly boredom and wal-mart shenanigans

BenjamenCrow Report | 05/28/2010 10:13 pm

havent talked to you in foreber Little Miss,reply if you want I'm kinda bored and I'm wondering what ya been up to lately.

Darren Darrius Report | 01/14/2010 6:13 pm

lol Thanks, I've been using my glasses more often than not lately, so i thought "What the heck, let me give minime a pair too"

Darren Darrius Report | 01/13/2010 3:09 pm

Yea~Its annoying

Darren Darrius Report | 01/09/2010 10:33 pm

I haven't changed my hair in forever, mostly because I'm told to keep it by some1

Darren Darrius Report | 01/08/2010 9:22 pm

Yea, tht'd be better

Darren Darrius Report | 01/07/2010 4:21 pm

Definitely, if everyone sold items at more affordable prices it'd be easier...I think