hey guys did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship
vaporeon is the most compatible for humans not only are they similar to dogs which are also mammals vaporeon are an average of three feet and three inches tall and 63.9 pounds this means they're large enough to be able to suffocate an intruder by sitting on them and with their impressive base stats for hp and access to acid armor they can win boxing match money for you by tiring their opponent out due to their mostly water-based biology there's no doubt in my mind that a determined vaporeon would be able to use hydro pump on a slip'n slider creating fun for the whole family the slip'n slide would be so wet that you could easily go down one for hours without getting bruised they can also learn the moves attract, baby doll eyes, captivate, charm and tail whip along with not having fur you'll have to clean up so they're easy to love and easy to take care of with their abilities water absord and hydration they can clean up bathtub leaks with ease no other pokemon comes close to this level of compatibility also fun fact if you're just in a silly goofy mood you can make your vaporeon turn white with mayonnaise because it sure loves to eat turkey mayo subs vaporeon is literally built for human friendship ungodly defence stat plus higher age people plus acid armor means your kids won't accidentally hurt it in fact can handle kids of all ages and will still have energy to play with them
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