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About
About me:
I'm old.
I live in a shoe.
I have all body parts; minus a d**k and balls.
I'm not deaf or blind, yet I tend to act like it at times; but not intentionally.
I don't act my age for a multitude of reasons.
I can't sing; but will in a shower. Stay out if you want to stay sane.
I don't dance unless naked in an enclosed space. No peeking.
I like to sneak up behind people to see if I can spook them. Watching them jump and yell amuses me.
I'm touchy-feely. Deal with it or say something.
I'm a flirt and a tease; that does not mean I want sex.
I am spoken for - by my left foot.
I'm not interested in fakes.
I like to smile.
I love to laugh.
I'm easily amused.
I've been told I have an "old soul."
I support vikings and pirates, all the way.~
I can't always spell, and when I type incorrectly it's normally on purpose.
I'm a Southern Bell slowly being converted into a Northern Tyrant.
If you take 19, 1, 18 and 1, you will find that it equals something of meaning.
Favorite quotes:
"Howdy, a lazy a** version of 'How do you do'."
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."
"Don't believe in anything until it's officially denied."
"My imaginary friends think you have serious problems."
"You may love me; but never fall in love with me."
"You're only old when you can no longer eat pizza and turn to dust."
"Guilt is an option."
"I'm looking for love but I'm not ready to find it."
"Laughing is a smile's orgasm."
"Ignorance is bliss, but the curiosity for knowledge drives that blissful ignorance out the door; granting entrance to unknowable pain."
Those I appreciate:
Ben.
Christy
Dean. R.I.P.
Jo.
Katie. R.I.P.
Kira.
Kita. R.I.P.
Lisan.
Mary Louise. R.I.P.
Sammon.
Sveta.
Talin.
Tyn.
Yara.
I'm old.
I live in a shoe.
I have all body parts; minus a d**k and balls.
I'm not deaf or blind, yet I tend to act like it at times; but not intentionally.
I don't act my age for a multitude of reasons.
I can't sing; but will in a shower. Stay out if you want to stay sane.
I don't dance unless naked in an enclosed space. No peeking.
I like to sneak up behind people to see if I can spook them. Watching them jump and yell amuses me.
I'm touchy-feely. Deal with it or say something.
I'm a flirt and a tease; that does not mean I want sex.
I am spoken for - by my left foot.
I'm not interested in fakes.
I like to smile.
I love to laugh.
I'm easily amused.
I've been told I have an "old soul."
I support vikings and pirates, all the way.~
I can't always spell, and when I type incorrectly it's normally on purpose.
I'm a Southern Bell slowly being converted into a Northern Tyrant.
If you take 19, 1, 18 and 1, you will find that it equals something of meaning.
Favorite quotes:
"Howdy, a lazy a** version of 'How do you do'."
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."
"Don't believe in anything until it's officially denied."
"My imaginary friends think you have serious problems."
"You may love me; but never fall in love with me."
"You're only old when you can no longer eat pizza and turn to dust."
"Guilt is an option."
"I'm looking for love but I'm not ready to find it."
"Laughing is a smile's orgasm."
"Ignorance is bliss, but the curiosity for knowledge drives that blissful ignorance out the door; granting entrance to unknowable pain."
Those I appreciate:
Ben.
Christy
Dean. R.I.P.
Jo.
Katie. R.I.P.
Kira.
Kita. R.I.P.
Lisan.
Mary Louise. R.I.P.
Sammon.
Sveta.
Talin.
Tyn.
Yara.
Welcome to my humble place
Glad you came
Hope you recognize my face
And know my name
I can teach you how to write
And play like hell
Or transform you in just
one night to Britney
Glad you came
Hope you recognize my face
And know my name
I can teach you how to write
And play like hell
Or transform you in just
one night to Britney
I love you
But I gotta stay true
My morals got me on my knees
I'm begging please stop playing games
But I gotta stay true
My morals got me on my knees
I'm begging please stop playing games
there's so much fire in me
there's nothing to it for me
just a small
insignificant request
I don't know what this is
But you've got me twitchin'
Like you knew you would
But you've got me twitchin'
Like you knew you would
sell your soul
and I’ll play you a wicked melody
sell your sour
in return for my evil poetry
I'll write the perfect song but
I need something from you of course
Sell me your soul and its yours
and I’ll play you a wicked melody
sell your sour
in return for my evil poetry
I'll write the perfect song but
I need something from you of course
Sell me your soul and its yours
I don't know what you do
But you do it well
I'm under your spell
But you do it well
I'm under your spell
If you wanna rock the world
Just sign here
You can be bigger you see
Than anybody but me
Just a small
Diabolical demand
You got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
You got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
I said release me
Why wont you release me?
You got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
I said release me
sell your soul
and I'll play you a wicked melody
sell your sour
in return for my evil poetry
I'll write the perfect song but
I need something from you of course
Sell me your soul tonight
and I'll play you a wicked melody
sell your sour
in return for my evil poetry
I'll write the perfect song but
I need something from you of course
Sell me your soul tonight
Now you think that I
Will be something on the side
But you've got to understand
That I need a man
Who can take my hand
Yes I do
Will be something on the side
But you've got to understand
That I need a man
Who can take my hand
Yes I do
I need you
I don't know what this is
But you've got me twitchin'
Like you knew you would
But you've got me twitchin'
Like you knew you would
I don't know what you do
But you do it well
I'm under your spell
But you do it well
I'm under your spell
And you need me
You've got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
You've got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
I said you'd better release yeah yeah yeah
Why wont you release me?
You've got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
I said you'd better release yeah yeah yeah
sell your soul
and I'll play you a wicked melody
sell your sour
in return for my evil poetry
I'll write the perfect song but
I need something from you of course
Sell me your soul and its yours
and I'll play you a wicked melody
sell your sour
in return for my evil poetry
I'll write the perfect song but
I need something from you of course
Sell me your soul and its yours
Beggin' you for mercy
You've got me beggin'
Down on my knees
I said, you've got me beggin'
Beggin' you for mercy
You've got me beggin'
Down on my knees
I said, you've got me beggin'
Beggin' you for mercy
"Come lil' lady,
Dun'be afraid.
This big bad wolf,
Just wants to play.
So grab your toys,
I'll grab a gun.
We've gotta go,
I'm on the run.
Aroooo-oo. Arooooo-ooo-ooo-oo.
Aroooo-oo. Arooooo-ooo-ooo-oo."
Dun'be afraid.
This big bad wolf,
Just wants to play.
So grab your toys,
I'll grab a gun.
We've gotta go,
I'm on the run.
Aroooo-oo. Arooooo-ooo-ooo-oo.
Aroooo-oo. Arooooo-ooo-ooo-oo."
Avatar art, signs, doodles, stories, and songs.
In journal.
Did you know? Dreams don't come true.
Nix the dreaming and making wishes.
Screw those fairytale kisses.
The world isn't flat and it'll eventually stop spinning.
While you're trying to be good, the devil's actually winning.
In journal.
Did you know? Dreams don't come true.
Nix the dreaming and making wishes.
Screw those fairytale kisses.
The world isn't flat and it'll eventually stop spinning.
While you're trying to be good, the devil's actually winning.
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