Hello, welcome to my profile
things about me: ~ahem~
okay.....so.....normally people are born in hospitals, right.....i wasn't, i was born under a fan and after my umbilical cord was cut, my dad got so excited and forgot about the ceiling fan tossed me my head hit the fan i went cart wheeling out the window landed head first on the street got hit by 2 cars and one backed up afterwards to see what the freak he hit and here i am oue just kidding, hope you laughed, personally, i want to be a sloth o-o so you might see me running around as adorable evil in towns or hollywood, i also dress up as knights or a psycho from borderlands cause they say the greatest things =w= if you want to know more........i have an inbox........USE IT o-o i don;t know how many times people where like "i...i.....im shy about messaging you on gaia" what you sending n***s or something? o-o just message me questions and turds.....not actual turds..that...thats gross......ANYWHOSIT, im open to questions and fairly friendly unless you want me to treat you like.........idk like a turd.....o-o ill flush you.....like........hard core flush........o-o airplane suction style yo o-o
i may or may not quote psychos from borderlands and the rapist sloth memes, it all depends on how im dressed and if i know someone will be offended or how relaxed i am with people.....i mean.....have you not seen the new dictionary of offensive things to say in America? its huge dude o-o one of them was oops.......FRIKKIN OOPS!!?!!!?!! how does that end up offending someone!? "my great gran datty was named oops, how dare yu use his nam in ven! a curse on yur famirry a curse on yur cow!" o-o honestly people are sensitive o-o like...... -looks at some ones baby cause its cute- " > : O he looked at my baby! hes a rapist!" no b---h im fixing to drop kick the sh-- out of your first born! ouo baby punting since 2007 XD not really =w= oh heres a fun joke before you stop reading my mallarchy: whats a gamers term for abortion? answer: NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BA- shut the f--- up dude with awesome voice......the answer is spawn killing!
ALSO: if you want my skype, kik, phone number, facebook, pornhub account (not really the pornhub part i don't watch porn suckers t(=w=t)) just pm me and ill see if thine soul is worthy!
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