Upon realizing that their home planet was in danger of implosion, a mother and father placed their infant son in a space vessel bound for the Earth region known as Scotland. Unfortunately, a miscalculation caused the ship to land in Texas instead. Still, the young boy was taken in by a loving family, who could not resist his inate charm. After too much questioning by the Texas government, the family fled to Missouri, where the boy was raised. His adoptive parents taught him the values of truth and love, hoping that he could live a normal life.
Soon, however, the boy began to develop the super abilities of apathy and geekitude. It was then that his parents knew an average existence would never be possible for their son. They instead grudgingly embraced his gifts, and sent him out into the world to make it a better place for all humanity.