I like baileys, mmm creamy.You should never go out on black lake when the moon be full. Why? Because theres something out there. Something evil, something that goes by the name of Old Gregg.
Old Gregg legendary fish, some say he's half man half fish. Others say it's more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage. He's one fishy b*****d.
Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exist. Hooks go right through him. Some say he's aquired the taste of human meat. Won't respond to conventional bait. Only way to hook him is to use a childs toe.
Some say Old Gregg is like a fish finger but one that is the size of a garage... imagine that! A fish finger that is the size of a garage! Oh it's moist, a big one! Like that.