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AboutWhere once was a mortal, there is now a mint.
Wherever there are people that aren't fresh, I'll be there.
Wherever a blind date wants to try for a kiss, I'll be there.
Wherever you really really need a mint, I'll be there.
I am the Freshmaker.
Fast as a blast of Binaca.
Curiously strong as a full tin of Altoids.
Light as a TicTac.
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You already get to read my thoughts, what more do you want from me?
Fortune, bless me. I meet vile sea.