RANDOM CONVO BETWEEN BB, NEAR, MATT, AND OthERS XD



BB: "whoop-a-doop-a-doop"

Nia: "whew" = 3=

-comercial for a scary movie goes on-

BB: "ooh i wanna see that, it looks good"

Nia: " i don't like horrors" >.>

BB: "what? you don't like whores? you'll never get laid with that attitude kid"

Nia: "you beetch, i said horrors not whores. i dont like whores either, now that you mention it."

BB:ohh so nao you don't like whores. what about HALLE? =w="

Nia: "*blushes* i don't know what you are talking about! you are on something, dude"

Matt: "Nahh he doesn't like Halle,he's a GAY SHEEP"

Nia: "i like girls, thank you very much... why not go find Mello or something?"

BB: "aye, woah woah woah isn't mells like your lil skanky plether b***h?! huh neary boy"

Nia: " no, he is Matt's skanky whore"

Matt: "DAMN STRAIGHT"

BB: .. damn. mello is such a whore"

Nia: "you mean he tried to get into your pants too?"

BB: " yup, he knows his way around there.."

Matt: =w=

BB: " matt my friend, put your pet on a leash"

Nia: "shut up you idiots, and learn how to write with proper grammar!"

BB: "wow. its funny how we go from whores to mello."

Matt: I don't see how those two topics don't link..hmm"

Nia: " look up whore in the dictionary, and youll see a pic of Missa kissing Mello, they are the
perfect definition for both sexs" @.@

Matt: "How come there are so many blonde whores in death note?..Halle..Mello..Misa..god
could go on forever.."

BB: "know who i hate, Kelly Clarkson"

Nia: "she needs to learn how to sing... another blonde whore"

Matt: "Hey what do you mean?BB IS Kelly clarkson"

BB: "aye, i heard that imagay wants her OR zac effron to be hes actor in the remake just cuz
it'll make him giggle snort"

Nia: that makes no sense whatsoever... you have to learn how to write, BB"

BB: "oh calm down near, don't get your panties in a bunch"

Matt: "oh..wow,another whore..Near the grammar whore..and panty fairy"

Nia: go gang up on someone else" D:<

BB: "oh noes D: look out for the sheep cripple!!"

Nia: "HEY< HEY HEY!!! i was walking earlier" >8D

BB: " oh wow, you get a cookie"

Nia: " YES!! my very own cookie- note my sarcasm"

Matt: "The ONLY reason Near got up to walk was because someone stole his shmex
toy..jeffrey"

Nia: " I LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS???? YOU ARE
THE GAY GUYS< BB with L, AND MATT WITH MELLO"

BB: "you need to get laid dude" ._.

Nia: " i am not going to tell you freaks about my sex life!"

BB: "im just kidding near, i actually really love this person. nia<3

Nia: ._. i am into girls, sorry BB

Matt: "really BB?really?I want to hit him with a bat...>.>

Nia: "only he sees my sexxiness"

BB: "um guys, i ment as a friend dickweed"

Nia: " Yah, i know... you only have eyes for L"

BB: " yea i know, were perfect for each other"

Nia: " i think he has a thing for Light though" D:

Matt: no comment

Nia: " i mean, dont forget about the whole thing where he gave him a foot massage
*shudder*"


BB: " nahh, imagay just likes to watch me and lawlie fawk each other in the a**"

Nia: " TO MUCH INFORMATION!!*covers ears*"

BB: " well how old are you now 18? 19? why don't you have a girlfriend yat?"

Nia: " i do... you are just to busy fawking L to notice"*.*

Matt: "What's her name?Misa?"

Nia: " dude, didn't she, like, kill herself or something?"

BB: "NECKROFEELIACKK"

Nia: ASSWHIPE!!!! its not misa, that whore, she is full of AIDS and that s**t"

BB: " oh you would know that"

Nia: " only cause you told me- your the one who gave her most of it"

Matt: "I want zebra cake..."

Nia: "that is off topic, Matt"

Matt: "So you enjoy talking about Misa's STD's?Besides everyone else gets food but me..."

BB: "matt, you get smokes" =w=

Nia: he has a point there" XD

Matt: "well what the hell?BB,you went up-town and brought me twizzlers!What am I? A
twizzler?

Nia: " yes, actually... you could use some muscle"

Matt: "AYE!"

BB: "near, you always bring up guys with muscles..*cough cough*"

Nia: "and your point is?"

Matt: "So does this 'girl friend' of yours have big muscles to?gross.."

Nia: "not really.... i ment for the muscles, not the grossness... i agree with you there"

Matt: "Hopeless...."

-BB gets entertained by a small shiny object on the floor and goes off to play with it-

Nia: "hey, where is that creepy cereal killer?oopsies, how do you spell it?"

Matt: "you hypocryt near..you dont even know how to spell..." >.>

Nia: HEYY. BB?? BRING YOUR KNIFE OVER HERE FOR A SECOND!"

Matt: Ohh Im scared.."

Nia: " BB!!!"

BB: "-sigh- hands near a knife-

Nia: *takes the knife, spinning it around awesomely*

Matt: -walks a foot away- =w=

Nia: "*lunges at Matt with knife* I SWEAR!!!!"

Matt: -takes another step away and near falls on the ground- *cough*Fail*cough*

Nia: *throws knife in Matts arm* i ment to do that

Matt: looks at knife in arm,and takes a puff of a smoke- "Oh would you look at that"

Nia: "help me, BB! its not working"

Matt: "wait so...you're the one who stabbed ME and your asking BB for help?"

Nia : " yes, as a matter of fact, i am.. he can finish the job... BB!!"

BB: -takes out scythe- "okay kiddies, break it up"

Nia: "oh, god!! *sits on Matt* Finish him, DAMMIT!!!"

Matt: stands up and pushes the cripple boy off- "Good try mate"

BB: -sigh- okay okay you two had your fun, now give it up"

Matt: "It's all the cripple...I'd rather be playing Halo 3 right now...buut noo Near won't leave me
alone.."

Nia: "dude, you are, like, 100 years old... Halo 3, really?"

Alyc: *falls from the sky* "ow, dammit, that wasnt the proper way out!!!"

Matt: "oh god hide..a scary fan girl just fell through our ceiling.."

Alyc: *slaps Matt hard* I was trying to get out of here!!!"

Matt: "so to say you were already..in here?'

Alyc: " i woke up in here... after a party *blushes*"

BB: "ahem, my bad.."

Matt: "who are you exactly?"

Nia: “hey Alyc” winks

Alyc: "I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE~!!!!! Bond... James Bond- hey N"

-Mello walks out of a bedroom with tousled hair- "Well I think we can all agree on bondage."

Nia: "whore"


James Bond(Alyc): "oh, hi blonde person who just came out of a random bedroom slash
hareem thing"

Mello: "Oh you left your bra in the other room.."

BB: -blinks- "last night was pretty crazy.."

James Bond: "DAMMIT!! Near, you said you couldn't find it anywhere!"

BB: "sooo, is this the girl you were talking about..? -holding in a laugh-

Nia: "nope.... maybe.... Thats for me to know, ok?"

BB: "nears a man whore"

Mello: "I thought you loved me near!!!" _runs away fake crying-

Nia: "thats what you thought!*laughs evilly*"

James Bond: " umm, why is your boyfriend crying?"

Matt: "So near..what was that about?I thought you were strictly girls..hmm?"

Nia: "I AM!!! god, it was that creeper perv whore's fault..."

JB(James Bond[Alyc]): "wait, so you are Bi?"

Nia: "NO!! i mean he is out to get me! god!"

Matt: "your messed in the head yo"

BB: -pats nears back- don't worry, it doesn't matter if you like guys, just as long as you love
each other or as long as your having fun _wink wink-

Nia: "i dont*stares blankly at BB*

JB: you mean you don't have fun?"

Nia: "no. i mean i don't like guys... last night shoulda said that"

JB: *stares at Near*

Matt: "If you were gay..That'd be okay..I mean Hey I'd like you anyway..Because you see if it
were me.I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY that I was gay..but Im not gay" :3

Nia: "then why were you spending some 'personal' time with Mello? and I AM NOT GAY!!!
100% STRAIGHT!!!"

Matt: "eh mello's practicaly a chick..."

Nia: "but he has a d**k... how is that a chick?

JB: "how do you know that?"

Matt: "Near..It makes it all the better"

Nia: "doesnt that mean you like it? doesn't that make you gay?"

JB: "ohmygosh!! cupcakes are on sale!!!! *runs off with $20 in hand*

Matt: Hmm cupcakes sound good..are they zebra cupcakes?

JB: *still running, but hears you* SOME ARE!!! THEY ARE ON ME XD"

BB: -licking jam from my fingers- well this has been fun but im off for now, those cupcakes
sound good"

Nia: "i feel lonely D:"

Matt: "has it ever accured your not loved? xD haha Im jus' kidding" pats near's head

Nia: " i am, look OI, JAMES BOND!!! DO YOU LOVE ME?"

JB: "NO! NOT REALLY..... ONLY LUST YOU"

Matt: My case rested..un-loved..,any who Imma go get some cupcakes.."

JB: *panting* back with a bakers dosen cupcakes XD *hands two to MAtt* there are your
stupid zebra cake things"

Nia: "what about me?"

Matt: "AYE'! DONT DISS MY ZEBRA CAKE!...*sigh* your to fat near.."

JB: "don't listen to zebra boy, N... here is yours *hands you three normal ones*

Matt: "AYE'!Why does he get three?"

Nia: "because i am better! cupcakes are genius food"

Matt: "so what..Im number three"

JB: "i am better than all of you... i get 7" XD

Matt: But you only got three...sooo...yea" >w>''

JB: no, i got 13..... so that means i have 8!!! yay me!"

Matt: "Well Imma go now I don't wanna see near on a sugar rush...scary thoughts" -shivers-

Nia: "well, i am gonna make use of it this time!"

JB: "doing what?"

Nia: "that is for me to know, and no one to find out"

Matt: "Oh god..It probably includes your robot jeffrey...ick"

Nia: "no, it includes a baseball bat, a gargoil, and a plane ticket"

JB: "i dont want to know"

Matt: "Well see ya'.Before you people came along I was about to defeat bowser and finally
get princess peach.BUUT near un-plugged it..and I am gonna sick BB on him for that" :3

Nia: "it is as easy a plugging it back in you dumb a**!"

Matt: “Yes but not as easy as getting 12 hours of un-saved hardcore game play back"

JB:“isnt that harder?”

Nia: “so, anyone gonna help me kill Edward Cullen?”