Your name is Andrew Lavens. You are twenty-two and you live in South Florida. You go to a community college and major in graphic design. You wish you could go somewhere better but this is what you're stuck with.
You also work at a shitty thrift store.
You really love Pokemon, Madoka Magica, deer, cats, shrimp, every sweet to ever exist.
You like to do art and you take commissions through your bribe shop.
You also enjoy comments and private messages as long as they are not thanking you for buying something. That's always annoying to get don't you think?
You don't really like when people add you without reason or at least trying to get to know you first. That's something you really prefer not to happen and will probably dislike that person for attempting so suddenly.
You also don't like writing about yourself in this fashion, but you can't stand such an empty looking profile. Maybe one day you'll be able to express yourself a little more clearly, but it seems today...is not that day. You'll probably puke if you have to type any more of this garbage.