Sorry for being unable to post yet.
My mom just had surgery and still have not found the time to get it out.
Tomorrow I think I'll have it up.
Hope you are well.
How do you plan on fixing that? Well, other than aging.
Tell you what. I'll bake a pie or two and bring some apples by. Maybe persuade him to let you and Mable off early.
Hey, it's worth a show.
Laughed at you? Wow, what buttfaces! You're a sweetie!
Aww, thank you dear.
Hm. Perhaps I should bake him a pie or something. Maybe he just needs some cheering up.
Note to self...Don't date any gnomes in the near future. Gotcha.
The two cops that patrol for instance? Jeerrrrkkkksssss. Even the mail man is a jerk. I'm not sure what's go this town in such a poor mood.
But, you seem pretty nice so that makes up for it.
Hm...any ideas of what it could be? Does he sneak around?..Well, he just comes off weird, so maybe those are poor questions...
I mean, you're not going to get eaten! That's a myth, ha...ha. Just watch out, kiddo.
Gnomes?...Like gardening gnomes? Do they eat people?
Oh no way, man! He's pretty cool! He likes apples and grilled cheese...he just is very shy :c
You tell a tourist that things are real and they're going to believe you. Your uncle's got an eye for gullible tourists!
-pats his head- Well, try your best.
Well,um, if you don't get eaten or something. You've survived this point though, so you're okay.
It's not safe during the day nor the night! Hey, what kind of things have you seen?
He is huge. Forget that fake underwear wearing sasquatch in your uncle's shack...This guy's a real catch.
I don't even trust my own grandmother...
I've got faith in you, Dipper! Sweep that Wendy off of her feet!
Wow, that would stink...Let's make sure that doesn't happen. This will be the best summer vacation at some point!
True, very, very true. It's better to have something than nothing. I've heard nobody is safe from what lurks here, though.
My grandmother is kind of a nut, but...she told me that there things here that are said to not exist.
Just the other day, I could have swore I saw something that looked like a sasquatch...I turned and then my lunch was gone!!
I'd say just keep an eye out for him. You can trust anyone that lives here...Tourists, yes, but residents? No,no,no...
Well, you should probably tell her before you go back home. Hopefully it'll all stop by then? Knowing Gravity Falls though...
Pshh, he thinks he can get whatever he wants with his "cute" face. Anyway, I'm glad that you're okay!
Eh, right? This place itself is odd. Well, I'm glad you've at least got some comfort at the Shack.
My family comes up here every year! Grandma lives a bit deeper in the forest...Sketchy stuff happens there, my friend.
W-What if he's a mummy?! You know because he's got all those weird nick-knacks!! Or maybe he's a werewolf!!...Maybe I'm over-thinking it.
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