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Inflating everything I love?! How you doin that? #_#;
"War... war never changes." -Fallout 3
"War has changed..." MGS4
And that lone hero is me...

I really want Gaia-Tan and Gaia-Sama...
Revive my Guild! Redline Association

I am Lance.

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Last Login: 03/02/2015 9:07 pm

Gender: Male

Birthday: 06/14/1990


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  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Laceback Bootsnake Skinner[140]
  • OMG That Hurt[143]
  • Clutch Holder[146]
  • Cherry Fluff Victor[149]
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  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
  • Kokeshi Doll Reveler[159]
  • Grass Fluff Gardener[161]
  • Outlaw Pup Blaster[167]
  • Buzz Saw Splitter[170]
  • Buzz Saw Cutter[171]
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  • Sand Fluff Bag[173]
  • Sand Castle Golem Trebuchet[176]
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Lance's Pointless History

Who am I? Well... it's an honor for me to be noticed. I'm a one of a kind outcast! I used to be miserable... and... still am. But enough of my life story! It's a boring story not worth telling. (and besides... I can't trust most people anyway. If you see me around, don't worry about me...)

If you do want to help me, tell me... how you got your cool gear. (That is... if you have any.) or give me something! But I won't be be able to give you something that expensive... I'm still trying to look good too...

Hmm.. help me out with my page... it could use some improvements...

You're not reading any of this are you? If you are, then thanks!

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So... what are you doing here? Do you want to know more about me? That will cost you extra, since I'm always a shadow. But I'll talk for a bit.

Import, Export, Exchange, and Evacuate

Welcome... To my store. Wanna buy something or just window shop? You can do that if you want.

wahmbulance Insert random mech anime picture with lasers and EXPLOSIONS here, or something that you like seeing... wahmbulance

wahmbulance (Help me make a better store if possible... you and your fancy designs... You know who you are! ninja ) wahmbulance


Is something too high?
Do you want a discount?
Perhaps a trade?
Negotiate with me by sending a message, and depending on what it is, I may lower the price. Maybe....

... Donations and gifts are gladly accepted... but I do not expect them. After all, you are here for business.
... Besides, I have a mission: Get Gaia-Tan! Then Gaia-Sama... ninja You may be on a mission of your own...

Current quest... Still thinking...
... Feel free to check my wishlist if you want to help me out with some of my other quests...


"No Refunds!" - Marcus from Borderlands 2

Thank you for shopping! Come again soon.

P.S. Beware! If I am not amused... I will cancel my sale...

Also, my Bid auctions cannot be canceled after 5 min.


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Destructive-Kiwi Report | 02/23/2015 1:33 am
But Valentines is a great holiday?
Destructive-Kiwi Report | 02/17/2015 3:13 am
Happy belated valentines
Adversary of Imperfection Report | 11/07/2014 11:06 pm
Adversary of Imperfection
Yes, I am. xD Was threatened to be reported and banned by a wretch who is too cowardice to face the truth that no one would want to be at the string of her fingers.
live4refer Report | 09/21/2014 6:16 am
thanks for buying twisted twisted twisted
MitSuki_Cece Report | 08/04/2014 9:44 pm

I couldn't help it~>w<
MitSuki_Cece Report | 08/04/2014 9:21 pm
>> Pokes Lance then runs away << xp
silversire Report | 07/13/2014 4:02 pm
Thank you very much for the kind, welcoming gift.
Kenome-Chan Report | 06/14/2014 12:17 am
Happy birthday!
-cherieberriefairie- Report | 12/27/2013 7:31 am
ooh it was the background xd the transparancy only works on chrome i think?
-cherieberriefairie- Report | 12/27/2013 4:32 am
cool profile cat_3nodding whats the item on the middle O.o