Lance's Pointless History
Who am I? Well... it's an honor for me to be noticed. I'm a one of a kind outcast! I used to be miserable... and... still am. But enough of my life story! It's a boring story not worth telling. (and besides... I can't trust most people anyway. If you see me around, don't worry about me...)
If you do want to help me, tell me... how you got your cool gear. (That is... if you have any.) or give me something! But I won't be be able to give you something that expensive... I'm still trying to look good too...
Hmm.. help me out with my page... it could use some improvements...
You're not reading any of this are you? If you are, then thanks!
Classified Journal Entries
So... what are you doing here? Do you want to know more about me? That will cost you extra, since I'm always a shadow. But I'll talk for a bit.
Import, Export, Exchange, and Evacuate
Welcome... To my store. Wanna buy something or just window shop? You can do that if you want.
Insert random mech anime picture with lasers and EXPLOSIONS here, or something that you like seeing...
(Help me make a better store if possible... you and your fancy designs... You know who you are! ninja )
Is something too high?
Do you want a discount?
Perhaps a trade?
Negotiate with me by sending a message, and depending on what it is, I may lower the price. Perhaps an exchange could work too.
... Donations and gifts are gladly accepted... but I do not expect them. After all, you are here for business.
... Besides, I have a mission: Getting wishlist items.
You may be on a mission of your own, so I wish you the best of luck on acquiring what you want!
... (0 out of ???)
... Feel free to check my wishlist if you want to help me out with getting some of my other items...
"No Refunds!" - Marcus from Borderlands 2
Thank you for shopping! Come again soon.
P.S. Beware! If I am not amused...I will cancel my sale...
Also, my Bid
be canceled after 5 min