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Inflating everything I love?! How you doin that? #_#;
"War... war never changes." -Fallout 3
"War has changed..." MGS4

Anyone want to get me a Chiyome's Bane or Chiyome's Curse set? ... What's wrong with my brain?
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I am Lance.

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Last Login: 01/16/2017 6:04 pm

Gender: Male

Birthday: 06/14/1990


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Lance's Pointless History

Who am I? Well... it's an honor for me to be noticed. I'm a one of a kind outcast! I used to be miserable... and... still am. But enough of my life story! It's a boring story not worth telling. (and besides... I can't trust most people anyway. If you see me around, don't worry about me...)

If you do want to help me, tell me... how you got your cool gear. (That is... if you have any.) or give me something! But I won't be be able to give you something that expensive... I'm still trying to look good too...

Hmm.. help me out with my page... it could use some improvements...

You're not reading any of this are you? If you are, then thanks!

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So... what are you doing here? Do you want to know more about me? That will cost you extra, since I'm always a shadow. But I'll talk for a bit.

Import, Export, Exchange, and Evacuate

Welcome... To my store. Wanna buy something or just window shop? You can do that if you want.

wahmbulance Insert random mech anime picture with lasers and EXPLOSIONS here, or something that you like seeing... wahmbulance

wahmbulance (Help me make a better store if possible... you and your fancy designs... You know who you are! ninja ) wahmbulance


Is something too high?
Do you want a discount?
Perhaps a trade?

Negotiate with me by sending a message, and depending on what it is, I may lower the price. Maybe....

... Donations and gifts are gladly accepted... but I do not expect them. After all, you are here for business.
... Besides, I have a mission: Getting wishlist items.
You may be on a mission of your own, so I wish you the best of luck on acquiring what you want!

Current quest(s)... Chiyomes Curse and Chiyomes Bane (5 out of 7)
Shadowlegend (2 out of 3)

... Feel free to check my wishlist if you want to help me out with getting some of my other items...


"No Refunds!" - Marcus from Borderlands 2

Thank you for shopping! Come again soon.

P.S. Beware! If I am not amused... I will cancel my sale...

Also, my Bid auctions cannot be canceled after 5 min.


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Bloody_Blaze303 Report | 02/16/2016 9:16 am
I think I was still hustling the market back then saved up for a fortunes favor, then saved for that nacelles for dead mans pass hell that place was tough I don't think I ever made it half way because the monsters were crazy strong and the ones who did beat it never let anyone with a less then 12lv ring set join. I was only a 10.5 and we would have to lure one monster at a time to kill it after maxing out all our boosts. Weren't you in the mad dogs group too?
Bloody_Blaze303 Report | 02/15/2016 9:50 am
I always feel like I'm stalking you because BRA you were always down for going on a SMEB run never ever got to finish it though Dx always had junky slow internet. My unreasonably patient friend. 3nodding
Bloody_Blaze303 Report | 05/09/2015 6:14 pm
I've just been husteling items getting lucky selling and buying.
Bloody_Blaze303 Report | 05/09/2015 1:28 am
Yeah I miss playing esp Cus it was such an easy way to get gold.
Bloody_Blaze303 Report | 05/08/2015 8:30 pm
Yeah that sounds familiar
Bloody_Blaze303 Report | 05/07/2015 8:18 pm
I don't even have the important items I need for zOMG though DX like the vampire blood or whatever it was called
Bloody_Blaze303 Report | 05/06/2015 11:15 am
Make zOMG come back sempai!!!!
Ash Duke Report | 03/13/2015 6:27 pm
Ash Duke
Oh ? confused
Ash Duke Report | 03/12/2015 8:07 pm
Ash Duke
Oh eek
Ash Duke Report | 03/10/2015 9:02 pm
Ash Duke
Just chilling buying and trying to sell on here whee