...Welcome to Wonderland...
Greetings, weary traveler, and welcome to my tea table. Come, now, don't be shy; sit down and make yourself comfortable. What's what you say? Oh, that is just a vicious rumor; we always let you finish your tea here. Who told you that? Alice? Ah; she would. Well, none of the rumors you've heard about Wonderland are true anyway. Or maybe they are? You'll just have to find out for yourself.
Oh, you're in the mood to converse? Wonderful! Ah... but you're not going to recite, are you? I get all of that I can stand from my Caterpillar friend. Hm? Oh, good. Well, you can find everything you need to know about me here. Look around to your heart's content!
Ah, I notice you're looking at the art... beautiful, isn't it? I am a very vain Hare, and am always looking for more art to add to my collection. Know an artist, or are an artist yourself! I would love to employ you; please, leave your contact information! I keep my reflections
on file for just such an occasion. But I have an entire gallery if you're just an enthusiast like myself. Go on, look around! You can take your tea.
I have plenty more in my Galleries; please feel free to take a look!
What's that? You want to know more about me, personally? Well, alright. I'll direct you here
if you want to know a little more about me, and if you're interested in that strange voice in my head, you can read about her here
. Do you like stories? Because I did end up chronicling my adventures to save that ridiculous Jelly God, which was, for some reason, commonly referred to as Frontier Skies. You can read about that here