I have been wonderlandaful! I got a top hat rack for my gazillion top hats! Now I don't have to worry about people sitting on them or squishing them with their massive feet. >.>
I have also recently made up the worst punk rock song ever on guitar with nothing but OI OI OI and trotting horse sounds with only two power chords played the entire song. It is catchy and will probably turn into a smash hit. If so, it will confirm that music taste has indeed gone down the drain!
You should use it every chance you get. Keep it in your pocket and just pull it out like a sword when there is a chance of it coming to good use! I think you should stick it on your tongue! For some reason I always was fond of trying to get my tongue stuck to something cold. I would stick a spoon in the fridge and stick my tongue to the spoon after hours of it sitting in the freezer in the fridge. >.>
Definitely put it to good use! I hate when people get something amazing and bark at anybody who wants to touch it or move it out of place. Spoons have personalties too!
Haha, oh, he's one of thosssseeee types. How obnoxious. You should tell him next time you're in an awkward situation that the force of a dolphins ejaculation can kill a man. That might make him say something.
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