Name:Kitty, Neko or whatever nickname you want to give me. Real name will be given to friends :3
Sex: Yes, please =w =
Luvs: yaoi, cute things and randomness
Hates: A lot of things
Likes men. Not boys. Men. 83
I speaky Spanish, English, Spanglish, sarcasm and gibberish.
I can be nice and mean when I feel like it. I'm shy at times, quiet and don't like to be around people most of the time. I'm really awkward and weird X3
I don't talk about myself much so if you wanna know more just ask ;o
I'm a perv...just don't tell anyone > w> <w <
I LOVE RANDOM COMMENTS/PMS
If you send me a random friend request and I accept make sure YOU
talk to me
~ MY OATH ~
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you every chance I get.
5.When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get and to quit whining.
6.When you are confused, I will use little words
7.When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have
8.When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy a** and then think about helping your dumbass up.
THIS IS MY OATH. I PLEDGE IT TO THE END. WHY, YOU MAY ASK; BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Remember: A good friend will help you more...a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
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What kind of seme or uke are you?
you are pratically a wolf under the sheep's coat. Being nice and gentle at the begining helps you approach the idea mate you like and when you land your claws on them, you shall review the true self of yours. For example, you always pouts or let out a fake hurt look when your mate push you away, making you seems harmless or submessive, but when you get your chance, you supprise them by totally taking control in the relationship, or even making moves that would make your another half blushes. This type of seme are are hard to read their minds, but once they settle down with their mates, they are loyal and protective.
What kind of seme or uke are you?
Sweet, cute and innocent uke who will be satisfied as long as they are loved and proteced by thei mates. This kind of uke offens seeks for comfort and love and like thier mates to take care of everything for them. For example, they like the seme to decided where they are going for their dates, which colour suits them better etc. They are sweet-tempered and childish which makes their seme have the urge to protect them from the evil world. Though, this type of uke are innocent (blush heavily even with a chaste kiss on the cheek) and easily heart broken if they are treated unwell (on yell at him and he is already crying on his feet.)
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