((who cares? I killed the monster,my sword got a new style,The Great Calamity will never happen,Mission Completed.)) well Nega,I have prevented The Great ******** Calamity from happening. now if you excuse me,I have a Sky Bike that needs my T.L.C.*rushes to the Garage & quietly does some work on my Bike*
listen b***h,either you surrender right now or things are gonna get bloody*the demon draws forth The Jeweled Scepter & attacks me,dodges & Counters every attack*time to end the Great Calamity for good*summons all my strength & obliterates the alien demon from existence with the Hyper Victory Omega Mega Spirit Bomb of Heroic Light* Mission Accomplished.*a pretty Mobian chick hugs me for defeating the monster & we deeply kiss,the blue energy engulfs me & Leaps back to my friends in the Present*told ya it was easy.
Zonic,after we rescue Robotnik & Zobotnik,you No Zone Cops can have a well earned celebration over in Rouge's Nightclub.the drinks are on me dude.*makes sure my Hellfire Guitar is well tuned & undamaged*I hope Zespio's okay.