Kurtis Stryker

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Last Login: 11/05/2010 4:40 pm

Registered: 07/14/2006

Gender: Male

Location: A Large City in North America

HEY GD I WROTE YOU A SONG

(organ music)

(accordian solo)

The GD is made up of babies
And I want my babies close to me!

(muted trumpet solo)

'Cause the GD is made up of babies
And I want my babies close to me

WHOA

And I want my babies close to me!

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A bit about myself

Hi. I'm Kurtis Stryker. Long ago, I was the leader of the Riot Control Brigade of a Large City in New England. When that idiot of a dark king, Shao Kahn, decided to steal away the souls of the city, I alone was spared, for I had been chosen by the thunder god Rayden to destroy him. I was like, WTF, but I had to do it anyway, and fight alongside some weirdass dudes, like that Kung Lao guy. Seriously, what is up with that freakin' hat? I know it's your main weapon, but it looks so stupid! Anyway, we easily beat his a**, and I got to return to my hometown. Awesome. I realized it sucked, and came here, eyeing the exciting opportunity to be on Troll Patrol. smilies/icon_gonk.gif Little did I know...

Anyway, about me. I pretty much do whatever feels right at the time. Take on Me, No Day But Today, etc. etc. I'm a part-time crossing guard at the local elementary school, when time permits. I'm a volunteer fireman when necessary, but that's not often in a computer simulation smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif. I love animals, especially cats. I currently have three: Odin, Dragonfury, and Flopsy. My hobbies include playing the trumpet (I was first chair in high school marching band, but I'll discuss that later smilies/icon_3nodding.gif), martial arts (particularly Hua Chuan, Chinese Boxing. It's my specialty, aside from "shooting like a crazy man" and "tripping/beating with nightstick"), video game design, and gardening. Not to brag, but I'm also mean with a barbecue. smilies/icon_wink.gif

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Me looking badass for the new MK:Armageddon

A very offensive picture of me in the old MK cartoon. Gah! Look at that hair! smilies/icon_gonk.gif

The good old days of being a riot cop in a Large City in New England. Seriously, it was like a relaxing massage when compared to being a Troll Patrol cop at the GD. smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif

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IndayBididay Report | 02/21/2008 8:17 am
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LordxSorrow Report | 09/08/2007 8:33 am
LordxSorrow
Hello, kick a** mk avi!
L1u-Kang Report | 04/12/2007 12:56 pm
L1u-Kang
Oy, Stryker! You know any MK guilds?
LuxofCapricorn Report | 03/10/2007 7:45 am
LuxofCapricorn
ninja
Vtaria Report | 02/12/2007 3:28 pm
Vtaria
Boy again?
Endlessly Silenced Report | 01/21/2007 1:11 am
Endlessly Silenced
domokun
Thanks!
tasteslikecrab Report | 01/10/2007 2:23 pm
tasteslikecrab
CAT EARS NOOOO
Vtaria Report | 01/09/2007 9:24 pm
Vtaria
ZOMG. Girl! o_O
Vtaria Report | 01/03/2007 12:35 pm
Vtaria
Meow.
WeInterruptThisProgram Report | 12/27/2006 4:26 pm
WeInterruptThisProgram
SHOOP DA WHOOP!

ZIDANE!!!1!1

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