kurl

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Last Login: 07/21/2014 11:23 pm

Registered: 11/12/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Phoenix, AZ

Birthday: 04/28/1990

Occupation: love machine

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I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck

 

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Giraffette on 07/18/2014
Oxane on 07/15/2014
ashbino on 07/14/2014

About

Yo dudes what's up
I guess since you're here you wanna know more about me or some junk

Anyways, I'm Joe
I'm a fat nerd
24 years old.
I live in Phoenix, Arizona
Single
Mostly straight
I'm a huge loser
with no friends emotion_smilies/icon_kirakira.gif
Um I'm pretty boring
nothing really interesting about me but uh yeah
If you're wondering what I look like I guess here ya go
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I got a haircut

Links:
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http://www.thiscrush.com/~kurl
 

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Schlachtung Report | 07/11/2014 7:13 pm
Thanks.
Schlachtung Report | 07/11/2014 7:01 pm
Dude, sorry for not seeing your post in my thread the other day about how my avatar is dope.
I just saw it, thanks bro.
Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:56 pm
Did you just subtly ask to see my boobies redface
I MAKE ALL SORTS OF AMAZING CHICKEN OKAY scream
No but seriously I will cook you whatever you want just ask emotion_kirakira
Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:45 pm
You can't judge you have only seen them completely covered redface

OH WAY TO CHALLENGE MY COOKING SKILLS WITH THE EASIEST THING EVER.
I make a really good whole oven roasted chicken too thats pretty white of me, yes? emotion_kirakira
Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:37 pm
Oh yes intimate is the best emotion_dowant

Um, DUH, they are glorious now don't you know this?!?

Okay I can cook almost anything what are you craving 4laugh
Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:33 pm
What can I say, I love places that feel intimate okay? redface
Nnonononono my boobies were little and lame back then crying

I am a super cheap date because I love cooking for a guy and just watching a damn movie in okay scream
Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:27 pm
I just love good music. It gives me chills and all the feels and makes my life better and I lose myself in it emotion_kirakira
I wish more bands came here more often and ticket prices weren't so high. Plus I kind of hate arena shows and prefer small venues and this is NC, we don't get that stuff here.

I am going to brag now and say he did smirk at me.
BUT HE'S NOT MY TYPE.
SO ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. My sister had to tuck me away and pat me on the head crying

That just means we can have a couple drinks and feel tipsy. Cheap dates 4laugh

Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:16 pm
I get kind of emotional towards music though so I might have cried crying
Don't worry I am frisky most of the time redface

Yeahhh plus I got a little tipsy and my boob kind of fell out and the bass player saw. gonk
Its not my fault though because the lesbian bar tender was flirting with me and poured my drink REALLY heavy.
Plus I hardly drink so. Lightweight. Sob, my life.

redface okay I like this a lot.
Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:08 pm
You're making me so damn jealous.
This would be me at that concert: emotion_kirakira
The entire damn time.
And then I'd be hella frisky after emotion_dowant

NO. I DON'T KNOW IF ITS WORSE OR BETTER THAN THAT.
But went to a metro station/good charlotte/boys like girls concert back in '08 because when I was in high school I was in love with Benji Madden crying

Being called kitten is my favorite thing in the world sooo redface
Just Kendra Report | 06/26/2014 5:01 pm
second stage turbine blade is my favorite because that's when I really got into them.
I can listen to devil in jersey city and never get tired of it pretty much
BUT ngl wake up is one of my favorite songs of theirs ever lol

ugh no you'll think less of me if I told you crying

also redface you now know my weakness for being called kitten, enjoy abusing it wink
 
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