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- 08/09/2004
- Birthday
- 04/09
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- DNAngel Grandma's Boy Accepted Charlie Bartlett
- Favorite TV Shows
- Everybody Hates Chris That 70's Show Good Eats
- Favorite Reads
- Harry Potter Tru Blood Any book by Dave Barry
- Favorite Music/Bands
- Any Rock Techno and Classic Rock
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Art credit goes to Kachelle
Welcome to my mind! Sometimes it's not pretty, and a lot of the time there are naked men trying to get with each other everywhere...
But at least there is air conditioning!
So come in, join us! We have cookies! OH! And Jello... Lots of red Jello!
Wow, I haven't updated this in forever.
Name: Kupo
Age: Will be 23 in April
Sex: Female
Preference: Gay
Likes: Donating, Orange Fanta, Chapstick, Computers, GAMES! OH GOD THE VIDEO GAMES! The color Pink. Weird stuff, other... stuff.
Dislikes: Meh. I'm too boring. As I'm updating this, I find I don't car enough.
Fave's: More not caring. I need a new profile.
I got bored like three paragraphs back.
No one is reading this anyway.
But I'll keep the quotes. They're still funny.
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Jack Handey Quotes:
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'"
"I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks."
"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."
"I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality."
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. "
"I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it."
"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'"
Random Quotes:
"WAITER! There appears to be a drought in my glass..." -Unknown-
"I want to die sleeping peacefully, - like my grandma; not screaming with horror, - like those, who were as passangers in her car..." -Unknown-
"If at first you don't succeed, well, so much for skydiving." -Victor O'Reilly-
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" -Art Hoppe-
"A Bus Station is where buses stop. A Train Station is where trains stop. On my desk, there is a Work Station." -Jojn-
"As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so." -Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan, attorney-
"Do the world a favor and drink a bullet..." -Bit on Comedy Central-
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -Unknown-
"Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself!" -Quiz-
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable aplication of high explosives." -Unknown-
"Drive Defensively. Buy a tank." -Unknown-
"Smoke dynamite... It'll really blow your mind." -Unknown-
"That's a rare thing in the world... That's like finding Jesus and he's pissin' in the bushes." -Branden Hart-
"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some really good ideas." -Pin-
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~Kupo~
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