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tH3 1iF3 Of A TyP1C4L D3Rp 6UrL!!! <3 [the life of a typical derp gurl]

my life, secrets, and daily updates about myself for all you cute little derp children out there.


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Ryuniske_Blaze Report | 02/06/2014 11:30 pm
I said the same thing about skydiving, I want to go very badly
Ryuniske_Blaze Report | 02/05/2014 12:55 pm
Sounds nice, Happy late Birthday, how does feel to be 18!
Ryuniske_Blaze Report | 02/03/2014 5:04 pm
Hows everything been with you.
Ryuniske_Blaze Report | 02/03/2014 5:02 pm
Hey Ksmiles!
Clever Faux Fox Report | 01/27/2014 2:31 am
Clever Faux Fox
Just realized I should mention theres no spaces lol.
Sir Gjom Report | 01/22/2014 4:59 am
Sir Gjom
How's it going? :3
Sir Gjom Report | 01/20/2014 8:36 pm
Sir Gjom
Hai there.
TenninDoji21 Report | 01/17/2014 8:29 pm
i dont know
TenninDoji21 Report | 01/17/2014 8:00 pm
its okay
TenninDoji21 Report | 01/17/2014 5:58 pm
its fine... i just thought you had an idea cause you said stop...

Equipped List


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"
19. greet all your friends with a tackle.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
20. Copy and paste this list to someone's profile to make them smile...It's called therapy.