Krissim Klaw

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Registered: 06/13/2004

Gender: Female

Birthday: 11/21


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Fear me for I am The Mantis Queen!

I would roar, but mantises are mute...

My minions are everywhere, silently watching you with their unblinking eyes. Their claws have been sharpened, and once they decide to strike, there is no stopping them... well a fat juicy cricket might just, but that is beside the point.

Bow now or feel my mighty mantis wrath!


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chief im not alright Report | 07/06/2014 10:27 pm
chief im not alright

Mama Gen Report | 06/28/2014 9:58 pm
Mama Gen
Convince them to mantis
Mama Gen Report | 06/28/2014 7:33 pm
Mama Gen
Buy a Pearl Ticket and you can have your mantis companion
I always remembered you asking for one in the AtAs
Fanny Flaps Report | 06/27/2014 4:01 pm
Fanny Flaps
"For ******** sake George, I told you it's that time of the month!"...*continues stuffing face*

Some terribly wrong part of me really wants to see headless mantis humping dance now.
Although it can't be any weirder than that idolo mantis I'm just realising exists thanks to the related videos....yeah...uhm...that's something else right there.
Fanny Flaps Report | 06/27/2014 3:22 pm
Fanny Flaps
Tweezers rofl

Reminds me of the time I caught Oscar going at it with the middle of the kitchen towel mad

Do mantises copulate the way we do or in some freaky freaky bug manner? I read about a spider with no p***s that shoots sperm at the female and she shovels it up inside herself. Actually doesn't sound that different to hetero sex now I think about it...
Fanny Flaps Report | 06/27/2014 2:20 pm
Fanny Flaps
Maybe it's not a leaf and you'll be making those baby mantises all by yourself wink
Fanny Flaps Report | 06/27/2014 12:11 pm
Fanny Flaps
I thought there was a bug in your cervice at first gonk
invisifly Report | 06/18/2014 4:29 pm
hey, I love your avatar! That's a wonderful white-and-aqua theme! heart

Also, I have a friend who studies and breeds mantises. Thought I should let you know 3nodding
Inkxy Report | 05/15/2014 3:36 pm
Love your avatar!
The Unholy Jiku Report | 05/14/2014 4:58 pm
The Unholy Jiku
Cool avi
chief im not alright