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Here iz the ppl i need for mai
Capin Random: [kokoro156]
Captin Obvious: [cboo99]
Elephant tht makes us sammichez and wafflez:
The bad guyz: (the ppl who r afraid of suitcases
~and want to rid the world of them~)
ok so PLZ PLZ PLZ comment on mai
profile so i can actually get this going .-.
mai texting buddies
(insert awesome-ly random here)
the BL family
| DOCTOR OCTANOGAPUS!!!!!!!! Brgl
Dear modern music lyrics,
Please remember that some of the greatest, most famous songs of all time weren't about
clubbing and throwing curse words around every other sentence.
Sincerely, bring songs with real meaning back
Dear "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels",
The problem with guys is that they
pretend to like you when they don't.
The problem with girls is that they
pretend not to like you when they do.
Dear People of the World,
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Sincerely, A. Einstein.
Dear people who tell me not to talk with food in my mouth,
Please don't talk to me while I'm chewing.
Dear crazy lady,
I'm not sure how to respond to that...
Sincerely, "Do these stairs go up or down?"
Are you done being mad at me yet? I did the right thing...
Sincerely, yelled "Avada Kedavra!" and ran out in the middle of the Twilight premiere.
Dear police officer,
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Sincerely, wasted college student.
I know what your trying to tell me...
Sincerely, Voldemort is near.
Real bullies don't shove kids into lockers, or give wedgies.
They are the ones that harass kids on facebook, make them the running joke,
single them out, make them feel completely alone, and then pretend nothing happened.
Sincerely, No, our school isn't bully free.
I can understand where the hop came from, but where did the scotch come from?
Sincerely, I don't think drunk people can play this game...
Procrastination is not a flaw, it is the delicate art of
carefully considering what you have to do, and when you have to do it by.
Sincerely, I will get it done, eventually.
So Santa has the same wrapping paper as us, the same handwriting as you,
and an elf named China that makes most of the toys?
Sincerely, seems legit...
Dear medication commercials,
"If you experience death, please contact your doctor imminently."
Sincerely, wait, what?
you know that you have a Grand Assembly when:
when you try to NOT fall over in the dress that you have to wear for 3 days
when you so bored that you make random faces and weird hand gestures when your trying to talk to your friend across the room
when its 12 AM and you pass out in the grand dresses