My name, far as the internet is concerned, is Koda. I am nineteen years old, and I am an avid roleplayer. Invite me to these role plays and I may join. I'm - on the gaia literacy scale - advanced literate, sometimes tipping into elitist with 3-5k word count posts with a regular of 2-4 grammar/spelling mistakes, missing conjunctions, or doubled words. This is significantly decreased in shorter posts.
I love to draw, when I have time, and I worked at walmart, which ate my entire soul.
My name is Koda, and I'm a mormon.
Keep the cultist comments to yourselves, I am not below reporting every single bash against my religion and lifestyle choices with scathing reasoning in the ticket reason box.
Here are a bunch of random thing about me
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "Jessamine had to admit, the enchanter's suggestion was appealing."
- The Warrior Heir, Cinda Williams Chima
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? A cat....
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Looking at nude women for art references.
What is the last thing you watched on TV? NCIS~
Without looking, guess what time it is 7:00 PM
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:59 PM AWW YEAH BABY!
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? NCIS and a snoring cat.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Earlier today, I was getting in a friends car to go swimming.
Did you dream last night? As always.
Do you remember your dreams? A large portion of the time.
When did you last laugh? When my friend Jake sat on me for being upset.
Do you remember why / at what? Because i can't get over the difference in his actions with me when his girlfriend is and isn't around.
What is on the walls of the room you are in? A Triforce Plaque, A Skyrim map, A painting of the hirigana symbols of the three most important things in life: Love, Happiness and Harmony, and red paint.
Seen anything weird lately? A girl with purple hair, in a short skirt, bending over a pool table and her boyfriend happening to walk in the pool hall and dumping her for her attire. I was impressed, but it was an awkward situation for the whole pool hall.
What do you think of this quiz? Much better than most.
What is the last film you saw? The Hills Have Eyes
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Ireland, the grasslands, or New Zealand.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A moving van for my best friend, a car, and an apartment in Ohio. I want to be with my friends.
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I almost killed a man once.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would change people's ability to so easily hate and get stuck in their hate to the point where they can no longer separate opinion from fact.
Do you like to dance?
I love to dance. I didn't used to, until my... boyfriend-thing started randomly grabbing me and dancing with me. It grew on me.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Gonna have to for my dream career.
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
K.P.C... No not really.
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Last time you swam in a pool?
Two days ago.
Type of music you like most?
Basically all of it.
Type of music you dislike most?
Incomprehensible metal and stupid rap.
Are you listening to music right now?
What color is your bedroom carpet?
blue... And I hate it.
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
My kitchen's floors, cabinets/counters and appliances. The freezer barely works and the oven doesn't open all the way.
What was the last thing you bought?
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yeah, an ex of mine rode one.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky diving! Yes!
Do you have a garden?
Yeah, mostly roses and strawberries.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
I do! ROTC actually has a course on the background of it.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Derek. And not consciously. I just do.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Morgan Freeman. Didn't even need a second thought.
Who sent the last text message you received?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
None, why would I max a credit card when I have no income to pay it off.
What time is bed time?
nine or ten at night normally.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No. Thank the Lord.
How many tattoos do you have?
One, a Gecko above my left breast.
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
What did you do for your last birthday?
Flowers from Derek and nothing else.
Do you carry a donor card?
I used to until they realized I had a hereditary heart disease.
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Actually in my reality the liquid is in eight segments. air-liquid-air-liquid-air-liquid-air-liquid. From top to bottom.
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last tomato season
Have you ever won a trophy?
Are you a good cook?
I seem to be.
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Well I'm not retarded, so yeah.
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Adolf Hitler or Aristotle. I would want to speak to them for hours about what made them tick.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Yeah, Catholic school preschooler uniform.
Do you touch-type?
I don't think so, since I'm unaware of what that is.
What's under your bed?
nothing. Maybe a wrapper or two.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I do believe in accidentally falling in love.
Think fast, what do you like right now?
Like? The fact that I am breathing.
Where were you on Valentine's day?
What time do you get up?
Eight in the morning.
What was the name of your first pet?
Boe. He was a Rot-Wiler/black lab mix and the sweetest thing on the planet to me.
Who is the second to last person to call you?
My mom. :/
Is there anything going on this weekend?
Next weekend I am playing pool as usual.
How are you feeling right now?
What do you think about the most?
Consciously: Art and my future and what needs to be done in the now.
Unconsciously: What needs done now, except I worry, and Derek.
What time do you get up in the morning?
normally around six or seven in the morning.
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I would get the chance to wait? Don't they normally post in the newspapers who won? hmm. If I got to wait, I would never tell. I would just let people wonder why I always have money.
Who would you tell first?
Please refer to my last statement.
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Last I remember is The Hobbit.
Do you sing in the shower?
Yes. Loudly and hopefully on key.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
This is a repeat question! D:<
What do you do most when you are bored?
doodle like no tomorrow.
What do you do for a living?
Apply for something to do for a living.
Do you love your job?
No. I'm unemployed and I hate it.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
An artist. I still want that.
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
A character designer for Nintendo working specifically on Zelda projects.
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken, Bowser just trapped it in the egg... Oh wait. That's Yoshi.
How many keys on your key ring?
Four: My house keys (2), Derek's house key (1) and my suitcase key (1)
Where would you retire to?
Somewhere in WA near the water and away from people.
What kind of car do you drive?
A Chevy Impala, 1968... If I HAD a car.
What are your best physical features?
My eyes and my scars.
What are your best characteristics?
I like to think my intellect and ability to love like an animal.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Vacation? OH! The Isles of Skye in Scotland.
What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything except romance or most science fiction.
Where would you want to retire to?
What is your favorite time of the day?
One in the afternoon and Nine at night.
Where did you grow up?
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
About twenty five miles.
What are you reading now?
The Warrior Heir by Cinda Williams Chima
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, my tongue is short cause of that stupid flap.
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Do you have pets?
Two cats: Mutten and Tabatha.
How many rings before you answer the phone?
Three or Four, I never hear it before that.
What is your best childhood memory?
Walking over a stick bridge my dad made. It's the only memory I can really recall.
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Waitress, Mechanic, Project Manager, Cashier, Maintenance/Landscaping and Floor Work at Walmart
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
What is most important in life?
God and the people you love most.