Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "Jessamine had to admit, the enchanter's suggestion was appealing."
- The Warrior Heir, Cinda Williams Chima
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My tablet
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? debating the need for sleep in the human body.
What is the last thing you watched on TV? Supernatural.
Without looking, guess what time it is 11:25 PM PST
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:19 PM PST. Close enough.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Crickets
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Earlier today to get food for dinner
Did you dream last night? As always.
Do you remember your dreams? A large portion of the time.
When did you last laugh? about an hour ago.
Do you remember why / at what? My significant other insisted he was a shirt ghost, then proceeded to stuff his head under my shirt and make terrible renditions of a ghost noise.
What is on the walls of the room you are in? A framed picture of oreos my significant other insists is "true art".
Seen anything weird lately? Well my kitten likes to chew on blankets to get comfortable, that is a little strange.
What do you think of this quiz? this isn't a quiz, it's a survey.
What is the last film you saw? The Book of Eli
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Ireland, the grasslands, or New Zealand.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A moving van for my best friend, a car, and an apartment in Ohio. I want to be with my friends.
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I almost killed a man with a mechanical pencil once.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would change the need to drive. I hate driving. I prefer horses.
Do you like to dance?
At times. Preferably alone. In the shower.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Gonna have to for my dream career.
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
K.P.C... No, not really.
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Paint Tool SAI
Last time you swam in a pool?
Type of music you like most?
Basically all of it.
Type of music you dislike most?
Incomprehensible metal and stupid rap.
Are you listening to music right now?
What color is your bedroom carpet?
this weird grey beige. It's odd, but at least it isn't blue.
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
It would be house, a new one, preferably with a large kitchen and no nearby neighbors.
What was the last thing you bought?
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yeah, an ex of mine rode one.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Do you have a garden?
Ish. I have a lot of houseplants. Does that count?
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
I do. ROTC actually has a course on the background of it.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Morgan Freeman and John Green, because screw your one person.
Who sent the last text message you received?
Verizon. non automated? Jaron.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
None, why would I max a credit card when I have no income to pay it off?
What time is bed time?
No normal time since I have a 29 hour internal clock.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No. Thank the Lord.
How many tattoos do you have?
One, a Gecko above my left breast.
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
What did you do for your last birthday?
I went to a rainforest and proceeded to make a sandcastle by a lake.
Do you carry a donor card?
I used to until they realized I had a hereditary heart disease.
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Actually in my reality the liquid is in eight segments. air-liquid-air-liquid-air-liquid-air-liquid. From top to bottom.
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last tomato season
Have you ever won a trophy?
Are you a good cook?
I seem to be.
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Well I'm not retarded, so yeah. I am not, on the other hand, well versed in driving the vehicles I can pump gas into. I am a failure of a twenty year old.
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Adolf Hitler. I would want to speak to him for hours about what made him tick.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Yeah, Catholic school preschooler uniform.
Do you touch-type?
I don't think so, since I'm unaware of what that is.
What's under your bed?
A futon, ironically enough.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I do believe in accidentally falling in love very soon after meeting.
Think fast, what do you like right now?
Like? The fact that I am breathing and not in pain.
Where were you on Valentine's day?
What time do you get up?
between six and ten in the morning.
What was the name of your first pet?
Boe. He was a Rot-Wiler/black lab mix and the sweetest thing on the planet to me.
Who is the second to last person to call you?
Is there anything going on this weekend?
Dinner with the pseudo-rents
How are you feeling right now?
What do you think about the most?
Consciously: Art and my future and what needs to be done in the now.
Unconsciously: What needs done now, except I worry less.
What time do you get up in the morning?
You already asked me that
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I would get the chance to wait? Don't they normally post in the newspapers who won? hmm. If I got to wait, I would never tell. I would just let people wonder why I always have money.
Who would you tell first?
Please refer to my last statement.
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Last I remember is The Hobbit.
Do you sing in the shower?
Yes. Loudly and hopefully on key.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
This is a repeat question, too.
What do you do most when you are bored?
doodle like no tomorrow or sleep because nocturnal.
What do you do for a living?
Apply for something to do for a living.
Do you love your job?
No. I'm unemployed and I hate it.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
An artist. I still want that.
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
A character designer for Nintendo working specifically on Zelda projects.
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken, Bowser just trapped it in the egg... Oh wait. That's Yoshi.
How many keys on your key ring?
Where would you retire to?
Somewhere in WA near the water and away from people.
What kind of car do you drive?
I don't drive, I'm petrified of being in cars.
What are your best physical features?
My eyes and my scars.
What are your best characteristics?
I like to think my intellect and ability to love like an animal.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
The Isles of Skye in Scotland.
What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything except romance or most science fiction.
Where would you want to retire to?
What is your favorite time of the day?
A time where I don't feel that gnawing hole in my stomach screaming that I am going nowhere fast right now.
Where did you grow up?
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
About fifty miles.
What are you reading now?
The Warrior Heir by Cinda Williams Chima
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, my tongue is short cause of that stupid flap.
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Do you have pets?
One cat: Sebastian
How many rings before you answer the phone?
Three or Four, I never hear it before that.
What is your best childhood memory?
Walking over a stick bridge my dad made.
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Waitress, Mechanic, Project Manager, Cashier, Maintenance/Landscaping and Floor Work at a retail store.
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
After almost dying from illness and having to drop out of High School, three years late I am an official graduate.
What is most important in life?
A person's God or the equivalent and the people you love most.